MEL GIBSON GOES OFF ON EX IN VOICEMAILS

Here come the voicemails!

Radar Online has released eight expletive-filled messages that Mel Gibson allegedly left for Oksana Grigorieva the night their relationship went bust. In the recordings, Mel goes off on his ex after a tree-planting ceremony. He even rips her musical talent, saying, "I'd like to see you play a concert sometime. You make mistakes all over with live performances. You can't do it. So touring is out of the question for you, because you will [expletive] it up... So give it up."

The gossip site says Mel left Oksana up to 30 "terrorizing" messages that night.

JERSEY GOVERNOR "CAN'T TAKE" SNOOKI & THE SITUATION

One person who won't be watching the Jersey Shore premiere tonight is the Garden State's Governor, Chris Christie. He sat down with Matt Lauer on the Today show yesterday to talk about the state's $11 billion deficit but wound up discussing Snooki and The Situation. Christie scoffed at the idea that the fist-pumping guidos are good for Jersey's economy.

BABY ON THE WAY FOR MIRANDA KERR, ORLANDO BLOOM

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr's relationship must be set on warp speed. In less than a month, the couple has sped through an engagement, marriage and honeymoon -- and now comes news they're expecting a baby.

ROBERT PATTINSON INSPIRED UNDERWEAR

If you ever dreamed of getting inside Robert Pattinson's pants, here's the next best thing.

A British chain store is creating underwear inspired by everyone's favorite blood sucker. The R-Pant collection of slim-fit briefs and trunks, which is not endorsed by the Twilight star, is meant to be worn under skinny jeans.

LINDSAY WANTS TO SEE FAMILY BEFORE REHAB

Lindsay Lohan wants a little family time before she heads off to rehab.

LiLo is expected to be released from jail next week, and then she must report to three months of rehab. Her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley says, "She's a little upset right now. She'd like to spend some time with her family, and there's at least some question as to whether or not she'll have to go directly to rehab."

ZAC EFRON HITS A STRIP CLUB WITH HSM CO-STAR

What will Vanessa Hudgens say?

Zac Efron was recently spotted with his High School Musical co-star Corbin Bleu at a New York strip club. The New York Post says the two spent more than $2000 on dancers and vodka. According to a witness, "They were interacting a lot with the girls and reaching out and showering money on them."

BOB BARKER SAYS HE HAS TOO MUCH AT STAKE TO RIP CAREY

Bob Barker is backing off those comments he made about Drew Carey the other day.

The former Price Is Right host tells Entertainment Weekly he wouldn't criticize his replacement "because I have a sizable royalty that I am paid every year this show is on, and it's going on for years." He says Drew's "been charming and complimentary, and he had me on the show to plug my book...to think that I would say anything derogatory about him is idiocy."

BRITTANY MURPHY'S HUSBAND ACCUSED OF DRAINING HER FINANCES

Simon Monjack is being accused of draining Brittany Murphy's bank accounts after her death. The actress's former manager says Monjack withdrew hundreds of thousands of dollars, leaving her mother facing financial uncertainty. Monjack died five months after his wife.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Jessica Simpson is the latest celeb reportedly under consideration to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol.

• Former Dancing With the Stars and Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft is expecting her first child with husband Tye Strickland.

• Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody gave birth to a baby boy Tuesday. Marcello Daniel Maurio is the first child for Cody and her husband Daniel Maurio.

• Kate Winslet has a new man in her life. The actress, who recently split with director Sam Mendes, is reportedly dating a British model named Louis Dowler.

• Rush Hour star Chris Tucker reportedly owes the IRS more than $11 million in back taxes.

WHO SAID IT?

"[I told Justin Bieber,] 'I'm not going to take off my heels. You're short, embrace it.'"

A) Taylor Swift
B) Selena Gomez (on Lopez Tonight)
C) Miley Cyrus