LINDSAY RELEASED FROM REHAB

Lindsay Lohan is a free woman.

The actress was released from rehab yesterday after 22 days. She was originally ordered to spend 90 days at UCLA's Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Her jail sentence was reduced from three months to 13 days because of overcrowding and good behavior.

PARIS HILTON GETS SCARY WAKE-UP CALL

A knife-wielding man was arrested yesterday after he tried to break into Paris Hilton's L.A. home. She tweeted, "So scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding two big knifes. Cops are here arresting him." The man was attempting to break a window when police arrived.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS' EX WANTS GEKKO CASH

"Gordon Gekko" said "Greed is good." But Michael Douglas, who played the fictional tycoon, probably doesn't feel that way now that his ex-wife wants half his earnings from the upcoming Wall Street sequel. Lawyers battled in a New York court yesterday over whether Diandra Douglas -- who divorced the star in 2000 -- is entitled to the money. Her lawyer told the judge, "Greed is about somebody....who doesn't want to pay his spouse."

RACHEL UCHITEL WANTS TIGER BACK

Forget Jeremy London -- Rachel Uchitel says she wants the newly single Tiger Woods back, and would "give up everything to be with him again." Uchitel was rumored to have been dating her Celebrity Rehab co-star.

JIMMY FALLON PREPARES FOR EMMYS JERSEY SHORE STYLE

Jimmy Fallon is drawing inspiration from Jersey Shore as he prepares to host Sunday's Emmys Awards. He says, "[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off. I can't be out of breath." He's also going for that bronze look. "But I'm Irish so I burn bright red -- lobster red. But then it becomes a nice cinnamon toast color."

TAYLOR LAUTNER SUING

Diva alert! Taylor Lautner is suing an RV dealership for not delivering his customized trailer in time for his new movie Abduction. He planned to use the $300,000 rig on the set so he wouldn't have to rough it during the shoot.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Angelina Jolie is adding to her already impressive resume. The star is set to make her debut as a director and screenwriter in a romance set during Bosnian war. Contrary to previous reports, she won't act in the film.

• Martin Short's wife died of natural causes, says the L.A. County Coroner. Nancy Dolman was 58.

• The death of LPGA star Erica Blasberg has been ruled a suicide.

• Hayden Panettiere celebrated her recent 21st birthday at a party thrown by her Scream 4 co-star David Arquette. 
  

WHO SAID IT?

"[As a mom] I'll probably be a little bit hippie and a little bit Type A."

A) Christina Applegate (to People magazine)
B) Mariah Carey
C) Miranda Kerr