SNOOKI SAYS NO TO MARRIAGE

Jersey Shore's pint-sized star will continue snookin for love.

Snooki has shot down her reputed boyfriend's magazine proposal. She tweets, "Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!"

Jeff Miranda recently posed on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine alongside the headline "Will You Marry Me?"

LINDSAY SAYS SHE WAS "IRRESPONSIBLE"

Lindsay Lohan says her wild-child days are behind her.

In an interview with Vanity Fair conducted right before her jail stint, LiLo admits, "I was irresponsible. And I'm not making excuses." She says she went astray because her role models came from the tabloids. "I would look up to those girls ... the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that." But now, she says, the partying is over. "I see where that's gotten me now, and I don't like it."

BETHENNY FRANKEL NO LONGER A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York.

She tells Us magazine that she refused to return for the fourth season because "last season was scary and painful. It took all of the joy out of it."

THE SITUATION DOESN'T MIND BEING DWTS "UNDERDOG"

The Situation has labeled himself the "underdog" on the upcoming season of Dancing With Stars.

He'll miss a few days of rehearsals because of prior obligations, but says, "I don't mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be."

And if you were worried that he's ditching his Jersey Shore fans, he says, "There's enough Situation to go around. The Situation has mass appeal."

BRISTOL PALIN JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN

Did Bristol Palin sign on for next season's Dancing With the Stars to become famous?

Absolutely not. She tells Us magazine she's doing it purely "because it's so fun. It's positive and it's a good competition. I wanted to step outside my comfort zone and have a good time." She says her biggest personal challenges will be "just showing my personality and moving my hips!"

CELEB QUICKIES

• Zsa Zsa Gabor has returned to the hospital. But, according to TMZ, "her condition is not life-threatening."

• A criminal investigation has been opened in connection with the fatal attack involving Samantha Ronson's dog, TMZ reports. Her bulldog Cadillac is accused of killing a three-pound Maltese.

• Rudy Giuliani's daughter will have her shoplifting charge dismissed if she completes just one day of community service, according to the judge in her case. Caroline Giuliani, 20, also must stay out of trouble for six months.

• Chad Lowe married film producer Kim Painter Saturday in L.A. The couple have a 15-month-old daughter together.

WHO SAID IT?

"By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career."

A) Kellan Lutz (Us magazine)
B) Robert Pattinson
C) Taylor Lautner