PARIS HILTON WELCOME AT THE VEGAS HILTON

Could Paris Hilton be done in by a twitpic? The socialite was arrested last week after cocaine allegedly fell out of her purse. In her defense, she said the purse wasn't hers. But about six weeks ago, Paris posted a photo of a bag that looks a lot like the one she was carrying that night. Under the photo, she wrote, "Love my new Chanel purse I got today." Oops?

There is some good news, though. She's been banned from two Sin City hotels, but Paris won't have trouble finding a room when she's in town. A spokesman for the Las Vegas Hilton, which her family used to own, says, "She has been a guest here many, many times and we would always welcome her back."

J. LO STILL ON TRACK TO BECOME IDOL JUDGE

So much for being too much of a diva -- Jennifer Lopez will become an American Idol judge after all. Despite reports that she was dropped because she was too demanding, TMZ says the star is expected to finalize a deal by next week.

LEA MICHELE LIKES TO EAT

Lea Michele isn't willing to sacrifice happiness for a stick-thin figure.

The Glee star tells Glamour magazine, "I'm a girl who eats. I'll have a big Italian dinner, and I don't give a crap because it makes me happy."

REAL HOUSEWIFE SAYS CHEATING RUMORS ARE FALSE

Joe and Teresa Giudice are dealing with more than just financial problems.

The bankrupt Real Housewives of New Jersey star is blasting reports that her husband is cheating on her with a look-alike. She tells PopEater.com, "It's totally false. Trust me, Joe gets enough love in our marriage, he doesn't need to look anywhere else."

THE SITUATION BUYS A BENTLEY

It's good to be a guido. Just ask The Situation, who's tooling around in a Bentley he just bought for 100-grand. But don't get too jealous -- it was the 2008 model.

ROGER EBERT PUBLISHING COOKBOOK

Roger Ebert can't eat, but that's not stopping him from publishing a cookbook this month.

The book is called The Pot and How to Use It: The Mystery and Romance of the Rice Cooker. The critic's lower jaw was removed a few years ago when his thyroid cancer spread, rendering him unable to speak or eat.

CHELSEA HANDLER BREAKS UP WITH BEAU

Looks like Chelsea Handler has broken up with her boyfriend, Animal Planet star Dave Salmoni.

The comedienne cryptically announced the split on her late-night show, saying, "Up until a couple weeks ago, I was working very intimately with the Animal Planet, but unfortunately, that contract was terminated. However, I enjoyed being in bed with them and may hook up for an occasional project."

CELEB QUICKIES

• David Letterman's extortionist has been released from prison. Producer Robert "Joe" Halderman served only four of his six-month sentence.

• Harvey Keitel could take over for the departing Steve Carell on The Office. Executive producer Paul Lieberstein tells E! Online, "[Harvey Keitel]'s probably the only guy who can do it."

• Neil Gaiman's comic book series The Sandman is being developed into a TV series.

• Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg is the villain in Jack Johnson's upcoming video for "At or With Me."

• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia co-stars Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney welcomed their first child, son Axel Lee McElhenney, Wednesday.

"Don't you hate it when people make don't-you-hate-it-when jokes?"

A) Spencer Pratt
B) Ashton Kuthcer
C) Jeremy Piven