PARIS HILTON WELCOME AT THE VEGAS HILTON

Could Paris Hilton be done in by a twitpic? The socialite was arrested last week after cocaine allegedly fell out of her purse. In her defense, she said the purse wasn't hers. But about six weeks ago, Paris posted a photo of a bag that looks a lot like the one she was carrying that night. Under the photo, she wrote, "Love my new Chanel purse I got today." Oops?

There is some good news, though. She's been banned from two Sin City hotels, but Paris won't have trouble finding a room when she's in town. A spokesman for the Las Vegas Hilton, which her family used to own, says, "She has been a guest here many, many times and we would always welcome her back."

J. LO STILL ON TRACK TO BECOME IDOL JUDGE

So much for being too much of a diva -- Jennifer Lopez will become an American Idol judge after all. Despite reports that she was dropped because she was too demanding, TMZ says the star is expected to finalize a deal by next week.

LEA MICHELE LIKES TO EAT

Lea Michele isn't willing to sacrifice happiness for a stick-thin figure.

The Glee star tells Glamour magazine, "I'm a girl who eats. I'll have a big Italian dinner, and I don't give a crap because it makes me happy."

REAL HOUSEWIFE SAYS CHEATING RUMORS ARE FALSE

Joe and Teresa Giudice are dealing with more than just financial problems.

The bankrupt Real Housewives of New Jersey star is blasting reports that her husband is cheating on her with a look-alike. She tells PopEater.com, "It's totally false. Trust me, Joe gets enough love in our marriage, he doesn't need to look anywhere else."

THE SITUATION BUYS A BENTLEY

It's good to be a guido. Just ask The Situation, who's tooling around in a Bentley he just bought for 100-grand. But don't get too jealous -- it was the 2008 model.

ROGER EBERT PUBLISHING COOKBOOK

Roger Ebert can't eat, but that's not stopping him from publishing a cookbook this month.

The book is called The Pot and How to Use It: The Mystery and Romance of the Rice Cooker. The critic's lower jaw was removed a few years ago when his thyroid cancer spread, rendering him unable to speak or eat.

CHELSEA HANDLER BREAKS UP WITH BEAU

Looks like Chelsea Handler has broken up with her boyfriend, Animal Planet star Dave Salmoni.

The comedienne cryptically announced the split on her late-night show, saying, "Up until a couple weeks ago, I was working very intimately with the Animal Planet, but unfortunately, that contract was terminated. However, I enjoyed being in bed with them and may hook up for an occasional project."

CELEB QUICKIES

• David Letterman's extortionist has been released from prison. Producer Robert "Joe" Halderman served only four of his six-month sentence.

• Harvey Keitel could take over for the departing Steve Carell on The Office. Executive producer Paul Lieberstein tells E! Online, "[Harvey Keitel]'s probably the only guy who can do it."

• Neil Gaiman's comic book series The Sandman is being developed into a TV series.

• Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg is the villain in Jack Johnson's upcoming video for "At or With Me."

• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia co-stars Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney welcomed their first child, son Axel Lee McElhenney, Wednesday.

"Don't you hate it when people make don't-you-hate-it-when jokes?"

A) Spencer Pratt
B) Ashton Kuthcer
C) Jeremy Piven

PARIS BLACKBALLED FROM VEGAS RESORTS

What happens in Vegas can get you kicked out of Vegas.

That's what Paris Hilton has learned after being banned from the Sin City resorts Wynn and Encore because of her recent drug bust. Her boyfriend, nightclub exec Cy Waits, got it even worse -- he was fired from Wynn Las Vegas. After police pulled over the couple last week, they were taken inside the Wynn, where it was discovered that Paris had cocaine in her purse.

SPEIDI SEX TAPE WON'T BE RELEASED

Heidi Montag's porn career is over before it even began.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt have called off negotiations to sell the Speidi sex tapes. According to a letter sent to Vivid Entertainment, Heidi had no interest in releasing the tapes, and "Spencer's not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she's so vehemently against."

DANCING WITH THE STARS PAIRINGS ANNOUNCED

The Dancing With the Stars celebs have their dance partners.

The Situation will get to cha cha with Karina Smirnoff...David Hasselhoff will strut his stuff with Kym Johnson...Bristol Palin will hit the dance floor with two-time champ Mark Ballas...Audrina Patridge will tango with Tony Dovolani...and Jennifer Grey will dirty dance with Derek Hough. (For the full list of pairings, click here.) The season premieres on September 20th.

We know who's dancing with whom, but how much are the stars getting paid? All the contestants get $125,000 regardless of when they're eliminated. Then it's $10,000 each for episodes three and four, $20,000 for each of the two episodes after that, $30,000 each for the next two episodes, and $50,000 for appearing in the last two episodes.

CONAN NAMES NEW SHOW

Conan O'Brien had months to name his new TBS show, and this is what he came up with: Conan. In a video announcement, he says, "Simple, pure, like the man himself."

Conan will premiere November 8th at 11 p.m.

KIM IS NO PARIS

Her former bestie Paris Hilton was recently arrested for cocaine possession, but Kim Kardashian says that'll never happen to her.

She tells Jay Leno that she stays out of trouble because "I've never been a drinker. I've never gotten into drugs. My sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family."

TIGER BUILDING MEGA-BACHELOR PAD

Tiger Woods is building the mother of all bachelor pads.

The golfer, whose divorce was finalized just last week, has taken out a $54 million mortgage for a super-mansion he's building in Florida. The estate will boast a tennis court, oxygen therapy room and multiple pools. A $54 million mansion can hold a lot of mistresses.

CELEB PIC OF THE DAY: Demi Moore

Apparently 47 is the new 14. Mimicking an attention-starved teen, Demi Moore snapped some sexy pics of herself from her bathroom mirror -- and then posted them on Twitter.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Dr. Oz had a health scare recently. He underwent a routine colonoscopy as part of the show that will start the new season and his doctor found a pre-cancerous growth. It was removed.

• Full House star Jodie Sweetin gave birth to her second child, a girl named Beatrix, Tuesday. This is her first child with boyfriend Morty Coyle. She has a two-year-old daughter with ex-husband Cody Herpin.

• Nicolas Cage has reportedly settled his lawsuit with the accountant he claims ruined his finances. Terms of the settlement were not disclosed.

WHO TWEETED IT?

"Someone just explained to me that I don't get paid for tweeting. I'm going to miss you guys."

A) Joan Rivers
B) Conan O'Brien
C) Jimmy Fallon

SNOOKI SAYS NO TO MARRIAGE

Jersey Shore's pint-sized star will continue snookin for love.

Snooki has shot down her reputed boyfriend's magazine proposal. She tweets, "Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!"

Jeff Miranda recently posed on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine alongside the headline "Will You Marry Me?"

LINDSAY SAYS SHE WAS "IRRESPONSIBLE"

Lindsay Lohan says her wild-child days are behind her.

In an interview with Vanity Fair conducted right before her jail stint, LiLo admits, "I was irresponsible. And I'm not making excuses." She says she went astray because her role models came from the tabloids. "I would look up to those girls ... the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that." But now, she says, the partying is over. "I see where that's gotten me now, and I don't like it."

BETHENNY FRANKEL NO LONGER A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York.

She tells Us magazine that she refused to return for the fourth season because "last season was scary and painful. It took all of the joy out of it."

THE SITUATION DOESN'T MIND BEING DWTS "UNDERDOG"

The Situation has labeled himself the "underdog" on the upcoming season of Dancing With Stars.

He'll miss a few days of rehearsals because of prior obligations, but says, "I don't mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be."

And if you were worried that he's ditching his Jersey Shore fans, he says, "There's enough Situation to go around. The Situation has mass appeal."

BRISTOL PALIN JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN

Did Bristol Palin sign on for next season's Dancing With the Stars to become famous?

Absolutely not. She tells Us magazine she's doing it purely "because it's so fun. It's positive and it's a good competition. I wanted to step outside my comfort zone and have a good time." She says her biggest personal challenges will be "just showing my personality and moving my hips!"

CELEB QUICKIES

• Zsa Zsa Gabor has returned to the hospital. But, according to TMZ, "her condition is not life-threatening."

• A criminal investigation has been opened in connection with the fatal attack involving Samantha Ronson's dog, TMZ reports. Her bulldog Cadillac is accused of killing a three-pound Maltese.

• Rudy Giuliani's daughter will have her shoplifting charge dismissed if she completes just one day of community service, according to the judge in her case. Caroline Giuliani, 20, also must stay out of trouble for six months.

• Chad Lowe married film producer Kim Painter Saturday in L.A. The couple have a 15-month-old daughter together.

WHO SAID IT?

"By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career."

A) Kellan Lutz (Us magazine)
B) Robert Pattinson
C) Taylor Lautner

PARIS CHARGED WITH A FELONY

Paris Hilton's drug arrest has gotten a bit more serious.

The heiress has been officially charged with possession of a controlled substance, which is a felony that could land her in prison for four years.

In her defense, Paris says the baggie of coke and the purse it tumbled out of were not hers. In fact, she allegedly told friends: "It could be a setup. Everyone knows how against cocaine I am."

DANCING WITH THE STARS CAST ANNOUNCED

The new cast of Dancing With the Stars was announced last night.

The celebs who'll compete for the mirror-ball trophy starting September 20th are:

David Hasselhoff
Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino
NFL star Kurt Warner
Singer Michael Bolton
Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin
Dirty Dancing star Jennifer Grey
Brady Bunch star Florence Henderson
Hills star Audrina Patridge
Former Los Angeles Laker Rick Fox
Singer Brandy
Comedian Margaret Cho
Actor Kyle Massey

SNOOKI GETS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

Snooki's reputed boyfriend has made her an offer she's most likely going to refuse.

Jeff Miranda has proposed. But the Iraq War vet -- whose relationship with the Jersey Shore star has never been confirmed -- didn't get down on one knee. He posed shirtless on the cover of a New York entertainment magazine alongside the words "Will you marry me?" Whaddya say, Snooks?

LINDSAY PULLED OVER

It took Lindsay Lohan just two days on the road before she got pulled over by police.

The former jailbird, who got her license back the day after her release from rehab, was stopped Friday night for reportedly running a stop sign in West Hollywood. But it was her lucky day -- she was let go with only a warning. LiLo, whose troubles began because of two DUI's in 2007, had her license suspended before she got locked up in July.

JANUARY JONES NOT READY TO BARE ALL FOR SNL STAR

Maybe SNL's Jason Sudeikis [pr: se-day-kiss] isn't the luckiest guy in the world.

Last week, he seemingly confirmed that he's dating January Jones when he claimed he had seen her in the buff. But the Mad Men star tells People magazine, "He's never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments."

KATE GOSSELIN WANTS TO BE AN ACTRESS

Kate Gosselin is ready to ditch reality TV.

A source tells PopEater.com, "Kate has made her mind up that she's going to be an actress and hopes her new profession will result in her finding a new man." The insider says, "The show she would really like to be cast in is Mad Men."

CELEB QUICKIES

• Tiger Woods moved into his new bachelor pad -- a New York City apartment -- over the weekend.

• Sunday night's Emmys had its highest ratings in four years. The 13.5 million people who tuned in gave the show the biggest audience for any non-sports telecast since the American Idol season finale in May.

• Will Forte is out. But Saturday Night Live has added three new cast members -- Taran Killam, Paul Brittain and Vanessa Bayer.

WHO SAID IT?

"I'll be a nice judge, but if I don't like what they do I will tell them to give up on their dreams."
A) Paul Rudd (to MTV News)
B) Steven Tyler
C) Jack Black

PARIS BUSTED FOR COCAINE

Paris Hilton was busted Friday in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine.

Police pulled over the heiress and her boyfriend, Cy Waits, after a motorcycle cop reportedly smelled marijuana smoke coming from their car. Paris was nabbed when she reached into his purse for lip balm and drugs fell out in front of the officer. She was released Saturday on her recognizance. Her beau was arrested for DUI and released on $2000 bail.

BOX-OFFICE REPORT

The Last Exorcism edged out Takers at the weekend box office. The horror flick opened with $21.3 million, just ahead of Takers' $21 million debut. The rankings could change when final numbers are released today.

• Last weekend's number-one movie, The Expendables, dropped to third with $9.5 million. The Sylvester Stallone action flick has now made $82 million.

• Eat Pray Love fell from third to fourth with $7 million.

• The Other Guys remained in fifth with $6.6 million.

• Avatar: Special Edition took in $4 million.

BRITNEY NOT GETTING MARRIED

Britney Spears isn't ready to take a third trip down the aisle.

Reports surfaced over the weekend that Brit was planning to marry agent Jason Trawick in a double wedding with sister Jamie Lynn and her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge. But it was all B.S., according to the pop star's manager.

LEVI JOHNSTON REGRETS APOLOGY TO SARAH PALIN

Levi Johnston doesn't regret taking it all off for Playgirl. He doesn't regret his two failed engagements to Bristol Palin. But he does regret telling Sarah Palin and her family he was sorry for nasty comments he once made. The reality star wannabe says he only apologized to make his ex "happy."

THE SITUATION HAS NO TIME TO DANCE

The Situation is going to be at a disadvantage when he competes on Dancing With the Stars.

TMZ reports that the Sitch won't get much time to practice before the September 20th season premiere because he has "serious Jersey Shore obligations." He probably won't be able to put on his dancing shoes until at least September 8th.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Former Bachelorette star Jesse Csincsak married former Bachelor star Ann Lueders Saturday in Las Vegas. Lueders is four months pregnant with the couple's first child.

• Leonardo DiCaprio has been granted a restraining order against a woman who believes she's his wife and carrying his child.

• Brooke Shields recently broke her hand while rehearsing for the L.A. stage show Leap of Faith.

• Comedian Robert Schimmel is in very serious condition after a car accident on Thursday.

• Former WWE superstar Gertrude "Luna" Vachon died Friday in Florida. A cause of death hasn't been determined yet. She was 48.

WHO SAID IT?

"I was in a store in Las Vegas and they give celeb discounts. I gave my credit card and the clerk was like, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were Jason Bateman.'"

A) Ewan McGregor
B) Jude Law
C) Jerry O'Connell (to People magazine)

INDSAY'S BACK TO DRIVING, TWEETING

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and on the road.  A day after her release Tuesday, LiLo headed to the DMV and got her driver's license re-instated. By yesterday (Thursday) morning she was seen cruising around in her Maserati. She then headed to Twitter to rant about photographers. Her first post-jail tweet reads, "Clearly, paparazzi shouldn't be allowed to take pictures or video while someone's driving or at a stop light."

Her license had been suspended before she was locked up in relation to her 2007 DUI cases.

HEIDI SAYS SPLIT WAS HER FAULT

Before you go blaming Spencer Pratt for destroyed his marriage, listen to what Heidi Montag has to say. She tells Life and Style magazine that her love of plastic surgery led to the couple's demise. "Spencer begged me not to get the first surgery and it almost broke up our relationship. Then he begged me not to get the second one and it did break our relationship."

But Heidi's not too happy with the work she's had done. "I've had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way [the doctor] sculpted it. I don't want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson's."

BRISTOL PALIN WILL BE DANCING WITH THE STARS

Another Palin has landed a TV gig. Bristol Palin will be shaking what her mother gave her on Dancing With the Stars next month. She'll reportedly compete against David Hasselhoff, Jersey Shore's The Situation and Florence Henderson.

Her mom's documentary series Sarah Palin's Alaska will premiere in November. And her baby daddy, Levi Johnston, is filming his run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska for a proposed reality show.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGER COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET

A former star of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers says he had to quit the kid's show because he was discriminated and harassed for being gay. David Yost, who played the Blue Ranger from 1993 to 1996, says the show's staff used gay slurs and humiliated him. He just recently came out of the closet.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Will Forte has quit Saturday Night Live. The MacGruber star plans "to pursue new opportunities."

• The Kardashian-Jenner family will receive the key to the city of Beverly Hills at a wine and food festival Thursday.

• Sandra Bullock will join New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu Sunday for the ribbon cutting of a new health clinic she helped fund at Warren Easton Charter High School.

• The man who allegedly tried to break into Paris Hilton's home earlier this week has been charged with attempted burglary. Nathan Lee Parada, 31, faces six years in prison if convicted.

WHO TWEETED IT?

"Not doing [Dancing With the Stars] this season... Way too chicken!! Maybe next season if I'm invited again!!!"

A) Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman
B) Kirstie Alley
C) The Situation

LINDSAY NOT DONE WITH THERAPY

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, but she's not out of the woods.

A judge yesterday ordered her to undergo "rigorous" outpatient therapy. For the next three months, LiLo must remain in Los Angeles County, submit to random drug testing twice a week, participate in psychotherapy four times a week and meet with counselors five times a week. If she misses or fails a drug test, she'll head back to jail for 30 days.

ELIN SPEAKS OUT

Elin Nordegren is finally speaking out.

Elin, whose divorce from Tiger Woods was finalized Monday, tells People, "I've been through hell." She says Tiger was very good at keeping his cheating ways a secret. "I never suspected, not a one. For the last three-and-a-half years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school."

But the Swedish stunner, who's working on a psychology degree, says, "I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."

She tells the magazine this was her first -- and last -- interview.

Yesterday at a press conference at The Barclays golf tournament in New Jersey, Tiger said, "I wish her the best in everything. It's a sad time in our lives. And we're looking forward to how we can help our kids the best way we possibly can. And that's the most important thing."

MILEY SPLITS WITH BOYFRIEND

Miley Cyrus has sung her last song with her Aussie beau.

The 17-year-old has ended her yearlong romance with Liam Hemsworth. The two met on the set of her 2009 movie The Last Song.

HEIDI DOWNGRADING HER BOOBS

Spencer Pratt isn't Heidi Montag's only regret.

The reality star is having second thoughts about her recent breast enlargement, telling Life & Style magazine, "I'm desperate to go back to normal. I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D." Heidi, who had 10 cosmetic procedures in one day, reportedly has a cup size in the DDD to G range.

KIM K. WOULD DATE THE BIEB IF HE WAS OLD ENOUGH

In two years, things could get very interesting between Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber.

Kim tells George Lopez that she'd considered dating the 16-year-old pop star "if he was of legal age." She adds, "He definitely has this swag to him."

THE HOFF TO HOOF IT ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

The Hoff is ready to hoof it on national TV.

Dancing With the Stars has added David Hasselhoff to its upcoming season. He'll reportedly compete against Jersey Shore's The Situation and The Hills alum Audrina Patridge. The show premieres September 20th.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Sandra Bullock will give her first TV interview since breaking up with Jesse James on Tuesday's Today show.

• John Travolta and Kelly Preston are having a boy.

• Investigators have turned Mel Gibson's domestic violence case over to the Los Angeles D.A. to decide on charges. A decision could take months.

• Mad Men star Christina Hendricks is featured in London Fog's fall 2010 ad campaign.

• Cake Boss star Remy Gonzalez has been arrested for sexually assaulting a minor. He's being held on $300,000 bail in the Morris County Jail in New Jersey. Gonzalez is married to "Cake Boss" Buddy Valastro's sister.

WHO SAID IT?

"I'll be nice -- until [Lindsay Lohan] does the first insane thing, which will probably be 20 minutes after she's out. But you can hope that it won't be."

A) Jimmy Kimmel
B) Joan Rivers
C) Kathy Griffin

LINDSAY RELEASED FROM REHAB

Lindsay Lohan is a free woman.

The actress was released from rehab yesterday after 22 days. She was originally ordered to spend 90 days at UCLA's Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Her jail sentence was reduced from three months to 13 days because of overcrowding and good behavior.

PARIS HILTON GETS SCARY WAKE-UP CALL

A knife-wielding man was arrested yesterday after he tried to break into Paris Hilton's L.A. home. She tweeted, "So scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding two big knifes. Cops are here arresting him." The man was attempting to break a window when police arrived.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS' EX WANTS GEKKO CASH

"Gordon Gekko" said "Greed is good." But Michael Douglas, who played the fictional tycoon, probably doesn't feel that way now that his ex-wife wants half his earnings from the upcoming Wall Street sequel. Lawyers battled in a New York court yesterday over whether Diandra Douglas -- who divorced the star in 2000 -- is entitled to the money. Her lawyer told the judge, "Greed is about somebody....who doesn't want to pay his spouse."

RACHEL UCHITEL WANTS TIGER BACK

Forget Jeremy London -- Rachel Uchitel says she wants the newly single Tiger Woods back, and would "give up everything to be with him again." Uchitel was rumored to have been dating her Celebrity Rehab co-star.

JIMMY FALLON PREPARES FOR EMMYS JERSEY SHORE STYLE

Jimmy Fallon is drawing inspiration from Jersey Shore as he prepares to host Sunday's Emmys Awards. He says, "[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off. I can't be out of breath." He's also going for that bronze look. "But I'm Irish so I burn bright red -- lobster red. But then it becomes a nice cinnamon toast color."

TAYLOR LAUTNER SUING

Diva alert! Taylor Lautner is suing an RV dealership for not delivering his customized trailer in time for his new movie Abduction. He planned to use the $300,000 rig on the set so he wouldn't have to rough it during the shoot.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Angelina Jolie is adding to her already impressive resume. The star is set to make her debut as a director and screenwriter in a romance set during Bosnian war. Contrary to previous reports, she won't act in the film.

• Martin Short's wife died of natural causes, says the L.A. County Coroner. Nancy Dolman was 58.

• The death of LPGA star Erica Blasberg has been ruled a suicide.

• Hayden Panettiere celebrated her recent 21st birthday at a party thrown by her Scream 4 co-star David Arquette. 
  

WHO SAID IT?

"[As a mom] I'll probably be a little bit hippie and a little bit Type A."

A) Christina Applegate (to People magazine)
B) Mariah Carey
C) Miranda Kerr

TIGER'S MARRIAGE "IRRETRIEVABLY BROKEN"

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were officially divorced yesterday, nine months after his late-night car crash set off the revelations that he was cheating on his wife.

In the divorce papers, the marriage was described as "irretrievably broken."

Terms of the divorce were not disclosed, though TMZ reports that Elin will get $100 million. The two, who were married in 2004, will share custody of their two children.

In a joint statement, Tiger and Elin Nordegren said, "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future."

TIGER MISTRESS DATING CELEBRITY REHAB CO-STAR

Tiger Woods isn't the only one moving on. His number-one mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is reportedly dating infamous kidnap victim Jeremy London. The two are both on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab.

LINDSAY WANTS COMPENSATION FOR BEING LOCKED UP

Lindsay Lohan wasn't too happy after she was sentenced to jail and rehab. So now that doctors have concluded that she was misdiagnosed as bipolar and a meth addict, she's said to be "fuming." And she wants compensation or an apology for the hell she's been put through.

Lindsay's expected to be released from rehab this week.

THE SITUATION SIGNS UP FOR DANCING WITH THE STARS

The Situation has no problem making business moves. And soon we'll see how he handles dance moves. The Jersey Shore star has reportedly signed on for the next season of Dancing With the Stars.

The gig should add to his growing bank account. The Hollywood Reporter says the Sitch is expected to rake in as much as $5 million this year.

HEIDI'S GIRL-ON-GIRL VIDEO EXISTS

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon has confirmed the existence of that sex tape featuring her and Heidi Montag. But Hugh Hefner's one-time girlfriend says she doubts that Spencer Pratt has a copy -- and if he does sell it, she's ready to take legal action.

Spencer is reportedly in talks to sell his "library" of X-rated tapes starring his soon-to-be ex wife.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Doctor Conrad Murray's involuntary-manslaughter trial in relation to the death of Michael Jackson is set to begin on January 4th, 2011.

• Jennifer Aniston is heading back to TV. She's signed on to play a shrink on pal Courteney Cox's Cougar Town. The episode airs September 22nd.

• Martin Short's wife Nancy Dolman has died. The cause of death was not released. She was 58. The couple had been married for 30 years and had three children together.

• Curb Your Enthusiasm star Cheryl Hines has filed for divorce from her husband of eight years, producer Paul Young. The couple have a six-year-old daughter, Catherine Rose.

WHO TWEETED IT?

"I read that I've just had breast implants -- happy to report still au naturel but I do wear exceptionally well cut bikinis."

A) Elizabeth Hurley
B) Halle Berry
C) Teri Hatcher

BOX OFFICE REPORT

The Expendables fended off a slew of new releases to remain the top movie at the weekend box office. Sylvester Stallone's all-star action flick earned $16.5 million, raising its total to $64.9 million.

• The spoof Vampires Suck led the weekend's five new releases, coming in second with $12.2 million. The comedy Lottery Ticket debuted in fourth with $11.1 million. Piranha 3-D was sixth with $10 million. Nanny McPhee Returns was seventh with $8.3 million. And the Jennifer Aniston comedy The Switch bombed, opening in eight with $8.1 million.

• The holdovers from last weekend were Julia Roberts' Eat Pray Love, which dropped from second to third with $12 million, and Will Ferrell's The Other Guys, which fell from third to fifth with $10.1 million.

TRUE BLOOD STARS GET HITCHED

True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got married Saturday at sunset in Malibu. The bride wore a white halter-neck gown. Guests included their co-stars Ryan Kwanten and Sam Trammell as well as actor Elijah Wood.

SPENCER SELLING HEIDI SEX TAPE

Spencer Pratt is peddling a sex tape starring his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag.

Saturday, he tweeted, "Promises you the Citizen Kane of sex tapes. Honestly, Orson Welles makes a guest appearance. Recommends you wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, director's commentary, and bloopers!" Spencer reportedly wants $5 million for the footage. Heidi responded to the news by cursing out her ex via Twitter. The couple's divorce is expected to be finalized next Valentine's Day.

LADY GAGA USURPS BRITNEY

Move over, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga is the new queen of Twitter.

Gaga is now the most followed person on the micro-blogging site with 5.7 million tweeps and counting. Last month, she became the first living person with more than 10 million fans on Facebook.

BETTY WHITE WINS EMMY FOR SNL GIG

Betty White won an early Emmy Saturday for her guest-starring role on Saturday Night Live. Neil Patrick Harris was also lauded at the Creative Arts Emmys. He won for hosting the 63rd annual Tony Awards and for his appearance on Glee. The Primetime Emmy Awards will air live on NBC August 29th.

CELEB QUICKIES

• Jay Leno raised almost $100,000 Saturday to help clean up the Gulf Coast. He earned the money by performing stand-up in Biloxi, Mississippi.

• Army Wives star Catherine Bell gave birth to her second child, son Ronan Bell, Saturday.

• On her 18th birthday Friday it was Demi Lovato who was giving the gifts. The star bought her family a house outside L.A.

WHO TWEETED IT?

"The New York Post says I was spotted in NYC dining with Maury Povich and Connie Chung. Whoever's impersonating me -- aim higher."

A) Ashton Kutcher
B) Conan O'Brien
C) Kathy Griffin