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july 29, 2014
Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:55

DEMON USES TEXT MESSAGES TO INTIMIDATE PRIEST: A priest has reportedly received text messages from a demon after exorcizing it from a young girl. Father Marian Rajchel of Jaroslaw, Poland believes an evil spirit has started harassing him by phone. The messages told the priest to "Shut Up" and to stop exorcizing a demon because "Anyone who prays for her will die." Rajchel told local media demons were comfortable with "modern technology" but also admitted the messages were probably sent through a human host. (Metro)

INMATES ESCAPES PRISON AND RETURN AFTER GETTING DRUNK: Five inmates escaped an Australian prison and then returned after getting drunk. The prisoners allegedly hopped the center's fence at the Darwin Correctional Centre and then met up with partners on the outside. The drunken inmates were discovered back at the center arguing over a phone. The prisoners are being held in a maximum security section of the prison while authorities investigate what exactly happened. (Daily Mail)

IS STEPHEN HAWKING A REGULAR AT CALIFORNIA STRIP CLUB?: This sounds a little wacky to us, so take it with a grain of salt, but Radar Online is reporting that famed British astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is a regular at a California strip club. According to the story, Hawking has supposedly been a member of the Freedom Acres swinger club in Devore for more than four years. The twice-divorced 70-year-old who's confined to a wheelchair because of Lou Gehrig's disease allegedly shows up at the club with his nurses and has naked dancers "grind" on him. Radar cites a witness as saying that he saw Hawking in the back "play area" laying on a "bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him." Britain's Mirror newspaper, which claims that Hawking is known to have visited strip clubs before, asked his commercial agent, Robin Morgan, for a comment on the Radar report. Morgan said only, "Stephen has a wicked sense of humor!" (Radar)

CHINESE RUNNING TRACK WITH RIGHT ANGLED CORNERS: A running track in China was made with right angles instead of curves. The track, which was being repaired, is part of a 1,000-square-feet stadium in Tonghe County, China. When senior Communist Party leaders announced plans for a last-minute visit to the stadium, a quick makeover was needed. Stadium officials scrambled to finish the project and painted the right angles to finish the job. (Mirror)

DRUNK DRIVER USED LAWN MOWER TO DRIVE AROUND CITY: A Colorado man was arrested for drunk driving after he drove a lawn mower to multiple bars. 53-year-old Kenneth Welton was detained when police spotted him cruising along on a busy road. According to police reports, he showed signs of intoxication and didn't have a driver's license. Welton told the officers that he wasn't driving from bar to bar and was actually mowing weeds. (Metro)

 
july 22, 2014
Tuesday, 22 July 2014 13:37

SHERIFF CHANGES PRISON JUMPSUITS BECAUSE ORANGE IS TOO COOL: A sheriff at a Michigan Jail is changing the prison uniforms because they are too cool. Inmates at the Saginaw County Jail will not be wearing black-and-white stripes instead the orange jumpsuits made famous by Orange Is the New Black. Sheriff William Federspiel's transition to the black and white stripes is expected to be completed by the end of the year despite complaints from some of the inmates. (Sagina News)

97-YEAR-OLD MAN BOOTED FROM NURSING HOME FOR PLAYING UKULELE: A 97-year-old man was asked to leave a nursing home because of his ukulele playing. Jim Farrell ended up at a local Napa homeless shelter after several disagreements with the management at Redwood Retirement home. Local residents began donating money to help Farrell, who eventually was admitted to Piner's Nursing Home. (The Raw Story)

MAN SUSPECTED OF STEALING 200 PANTIES FROM MALL: Authorities are investigating the theft of 200 pair of panties at an East Georgia shopping mall. The unidentified thief stole the underwear from Victoria's Secret and was caught on camera stuffing the clothing into a large shopping bag. Authorities have not yet found the man, who stole nearly $1,900-worth of product. (Huffington Post)

THE SUMO RUN: Participants in a 5k-race will don sumo suits again after last year's effort broke a record. The Sumo Run, which raises money to improve the quality of education for children in sub-Saharan Africa, will kick off on July 17th at Battersea Park in London. The runners, who pay about $100 to participate, are allowed to keep the sumo suits after the run. (Metro)

NEW YORKERS PLAY PAC-MAN ON STREETS OF BROOKLYN: New Yorkers played a real life game of Pac-Man during the Come Out and Play festival in Brooklyn. Most of the participants dressed up as ghosts and chased Pac-Man through DUMBO. During the game, players used smartphones to help navigate the nine-mile course and track opponents. (Daily News)

 
july 17, 2014
Thursday, 17 July 2014 13:42

AUTO-REPAIR SHOP DOUBLES AS BARBERSHOP: An Orlando auto repair shop has another side, in the form of a barbershop. According to Superior Muffler and Precision Cuts owner, Alberto Ramos, his place has it all. Ramos said, "We cut hair. We cut tail pipes." The shop has been in business for three years. (orlandosentinel.com)

CAT SLEEPS LIKE HE'S BEEN SHOT: http://huff.to/1nKIU69

MAN SETS HOUSE ON FIRE TRYING TO KILL SPIDER: A Seattle man set his own home on fire while trying to kill a spider that was running around his laundry room. He was attempting to extinguish the arachnid with a lighter and a can of spray paint. Firefighters, who eventually subdued the fire but not before it caused about $60,000 worth of damage, initially had to fight the blaze from a distance because there was live ammunition in the home. (upi.com)

MAN ARRESTED FOR FILMING WITH DRONE OUTSIDE MEDICAL OFFICE: A New York man was arrested and charged with a felony after he allegedly used a drone to record what was going on inside a medical office in Ulster, New York. After he captured the footage "Front Row" David Beesmer posted the film on his Facebook page. The footage did not capture what was going on inside as the windows are tinted. Beesmer said, "I will not stop droning...this is the way of the future...and I WILL be a part of it." (upi.com)

ICYMI: DEAD BODY FLIES OUT OF CORONER'S VAN ONTO ROAD: http://bit.ly/1mVJjSj

MAN CHARGED WITH BREAKING INTO KENNEDY COMPOUND IN SEARCH OF KATY PERRY: A Massachusetts man has been charged with breaking into the Kennedy Compound in Cape Cod, claiming he was looking for Katy PerryTed Kennedy Jr. called the police saying there was an intruder on the property. Police found 53-year-old James Lacroix in the kitchen of the home. When they asked what he was doing there Lacroix told them he was looking for the pop sensation. (reuters.com)

 
July 16th, 2014
Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:56

WOMAN MAKES DUCKFACE FOR MUG SHOT: A 34-year-old woman has gone viral because she made a "duck face" during her mug shot. Angela Green was arrested for refusing to leave a Cleveland Quality Inn hotel room and eventually decided to pucker up during her booking photo. The picture was placed on the Wickliffe Police Department and people quickly began commenting and sharing the photo. She was charged with obstructing official business and released on a $354 cash bond.


COMCAST REPS TORTURE CUSTOMERS TRYING TO CANCEL:
A couple called Comcast to disconnect their service, but the customer service representative had no intention of letting them do that. The Comcast employee tried offering Veronica Belmont and her husband, Ryan Block, a better deal to keep them as customers, but things only got worse when they refused the offer. After several minutes of back and forth discussion, Block took the phone from his wife and started to record the annoying conversation. (Huffington Post)


MAN DOUSES HOME WITH HOT SAUCE AND THEN STARTS FIRE:
A man doused a friend's home with hot sauce and lighter fluid before lighting it on fire. Alec Smith of Nebraska was staying at his friend's apartment when he decided to burn a coffee table, cabinet, fridge, and wall before putting out the blaze. When his hosts awoke, Smith was gone. Evidence showed that Smith also used butane and cooking spray to help the fire spread. (Lincoln Journal Star)


MAN ARRESTED FOR STABBING MELON:
A Connecticut man was arrested after he stabbed a watermelon in a "passive aggressive" display. 49-year-old Carmine Cervellino was taken in on second-degree threatening and disorderly conduct for cutting up the fruit. The issue started when an identified woman found marijuana and a pill container inside a toolbox and reported it to the police. When she returned home, the drugs were missing and returned to the police station with pictures of the illegal substances. After the second trip home, she was greeted by the sight of the watermelon with a knife in it, which Cervellino began cutting. (Metro)


PIG HAUNTS WALKING TRAIL:
Oakland authorities have closed a walking trail that has been haunted repeatedly by a runaway pig. In the latest sighting, a woman became frightened when she saw the 80-pound pig and took refuge on the side rail of a wooden bridge. Police have started putting down traps to capture the pig and return it to its owner. Captain Rick Stubbert said they have only found tracks and that quote, "The pig is out there." (CentralMaine.com)

 
July 15th, 2014
Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:14

"DEAD" TODDLER AWAKENS IN HER COFFIN: A Filipino toddler awoke during her own funeral. A YouTube video shows the unnamed 3-year-old's relatives' stunned reactions as they remove her from a wooden coffin. The toddler came down with a fever last week (July 7th) before her parents sought medical attention and eventually showed no signs of life. The child will likely be sent to a local hospital for more extensive treatment. (The Blaze)

BABY WAKES UP IN COFFIN:BABY BORN AFTER THUNDER STRIKE STILL HAS STATIC HAIR: A baby born after her mother was struck with lighting still has static hair one year later. One-year-old Kimberly Gordon amazingly survived a lightning bolt that hit her mom during an Independence firework show. The couple was rushed to the University of New Mexico Hospital, where Kendra Gordon was induced and gave birth to baby Gordon. Kimberly still has static hair from the event and does have some neurological damage from the incident. Her father Ian Gordon hopes that his miracle mini "Flash Gordon" will grow up to "run fast, or save the universe". (Metro)

MAN FACES CHARGES AFTER JUMPING IN SHARK TANK: A Massachusetts man is facing charges after allegedly jumping into a shark tank at the New England Aquarium. 51-year-old Stephen Pellegrine was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct after he hopped a wall into a 27-foot deep tank. Luckily for Pellegrine, the sharks had been fed before his dive. (The Patriot Ledger)

STORE ACCEPTS 25-YEAR-OLD GIFT CERTIFICATE: A Massachusetts pop culture store honored a 25-year-old gift certificate. Assistant manager Sierra Wales at That's Entertainment said a longtime customer brought in a $10-gift certificate purchased in 1989. The customer, who had been meaning to bring in the voucher for years, finally remembered over the Fourth of July weekend. Wales told reporters that, "When we say it never expires, we really mean it." (Yahoo)

COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX ON TOP OF CHIPOTLE: Police were called to Delaware Chipotle after witnesses observed a couple having sex on the restaurant's roof. The responding officer instructed the couple to stop, but Michael Suh and Nicole Germack continued for another 15-20 seconds. Eventually, the couple escaped the roof, but was later arrested as they hid at Suh's apartment in Newark. They've both charged with resisting arrest, lewdness, indecent exposure, and loitering. (Gawker)

BULL GORES RODEO PROMOTER AT HIS OWN EVENT: The co-founder of Rodeo Alaska is recovering after being gored at his own event. 43-year-old Frank Koloski was competing in the double mugging event when the bull's horn punctured his stomach and went in 4-and-a-half inches. Koloski won $1,000-cash a belt buckle for his participation in the event. (Yahoo)

TODDLER STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE: http://dailym.ai/1sVP5EO

HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO LOOK LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN: http://bit.ly/1oZyPA4

 
July 11th, 2014
Friday, 11 July 2014 16:28

WOMAN FINDS DRUNKEN TEEN IN CLOSET: A Tennessee woman found a drunken teenager in her closet. It's unclear how 18-year-old Andrew Davison managed to find his way inside Tonya Palmer's closet. Palmer found the teen while picking up clothing near her closet because the clothes felt warm. She woke her husband after she heard breathing. Davison has been charged with aggravated criminal trespass and underage consumption. (WKRN)


MAN VISITING SON IN JAIL GETS LOCKED IN FOR 31-HOURS:
A Chicago man was locked inside a prison visiting room for over 30-hours after visiting his son. The identified man finally escaped after setting of a fire alarm at County Cook Jail. The prison issued a public apology for the incident to the man, whose son is serving for a drug related offense. (Metro)


STONERS STEAL FRUIT LOOPS:
Two stoners broke into a Florida elementary school and stole Fruit loops. Logan Brown and Christopher Ramos were arrested after pictures of the pair were put on the Harris County Sheriff's Facebook page. The two men were charged with burglary of an unoccupied structure but released within hours from Hernando County Jail. (Tampa Tribune)


WASHINGTON MAN FIRED FOR BEING FIRST LEGAL MARIJUANA CUSTOMER:
The first man to legally buy marijuana is Washington was fired from his job for smoking pot. Mike Boyer camped out in front of Spokane's Green Leaf dispensary for 19-hours before doors opened on Tuesday (July 8th) and quickly garnered media attention. The problem was that Boyer's boss was watching and ordered and immediate test drug test. Boyer, who worked as a security guard, tested positive for THC. He has kept a positive attitude about the ordeal saying he has no regrets. (NY Daily News)

 


ALABAMA CHURCH WITH BOWLING ALLEY TO OPEN:
An Alabama church that has its own 12-lane bowling alley is hosting an open house on July 12th to drum up interest. The Faith Chapel Christian Center will host the event in a section of the church known as the Bridge which houses the bowling alley. Pastor Michael D. Moore believes the church can satisfy more than parishioners' spiritual needs by providing "safe, clean, uplifting, family oriented entertainment." The Bridge also boasts a cafe, basketball court, fitness center and a playground.

 
July 9th, 2014
Wednesday, 09 July 2014 16:39

US FARMER'S PHONE FOUND IN JAPAN: An Oklahoma man's phone was found in Japan. Kevin Whitney, who works as a grain farmer, dropped his iPhone which was then dumped into 280,000-pounds of grain. Whitney was pleasantly surprised when he received a call asking if he had lost his phone. The iPhone was shipped along with grain from Chickaska to Kashima, Japan with several stops in between. (Metro)


GALLERY REMOVES PAINTING BECAUSE OF PUBIC HAIR:
A London gallery removed a painting because viewers couldn't handle a small strip of pubic hair. Leena McCall's "Portrait of Ms. Ruby May, Standing," was part of the Society of Women Artists' annual exhibition at the Mall Galleries. The venue received several complaints and deemed the work "too pornographic and disgusting" to remain hanging. "Ms. Ruby May" was replaced with a nude piece by another artist. (Gawker)


WOMAN STASHED COCAINE IN HER VAGINA:
A Florida woman was arrested after cops found cocaine stashed in her vagina. Robert William King and Jennifer Crosby were pulled over by police for a window tint violation when the officers noticed Crosby acting strange. A female deputy was summoned to search for drugs, but Crosby admitted to having drugs in her vagina because the foil was beginning to cause pain. (TC Palm)


INMATE USED LAUNDRY BASKET TO ESCAPE:
A New Mexico inmate escaped from jail by hiding in a laundry basket. 28-year-old Matthew Perkins packed himself in a laundry bin and ran out of a transport truck when it was opened by an officer. Albuquerque police later received a breaking and entering call at an assisted living complex where they found a trail of blood that led to Perkins. (Yahoo)


TEENAGER CHARGED 300,000 FOR DOMINO'S PIZZA:
A British teenager was charged more than $300,000 for a Domino's Pizza. 19-year-old Nathaniel Bolwell wash shocked to find out that his account overdrawn by thousands of dollars. The Domino's staff accidentally tacked on his bank code of 3232 to the price of his pizza. The company immediately flagged the transaction and refunded the Bolwell's bank. (Metro)


POLICEMAN ATTACKED BY TORTOISE:
http://bit.ly/1md9UL3

 
July 8th 2014
Tuesday, 08 July 2014 16:28

SHOP OWNER TO EAT PET FOOD FOR A MONTH: A pet shop owner in Washington is eating nothing but cat and dog food for 30-days to prove that it's just as nutritious as human food. Dorothy Hunter owns Paw's Natural Pet Emporium, which only sells natural and healthy dishes for animal, claims that her brand is free of by-products and preservatives. Hunter's favorites are the Tiki canned chicken cat food and the Natural Balance kibble. (Metro)


26-VOTES NEEDED TO BECOME MAYOR IN SMALL TOWN:
26-votes are all that is needed to become mayor of a small village in New York. Two elections in Dering Harbor are headed to overtime after a pair of 25-25 ties. The 2-square-mile village has only 60 residents, but anyone who spends part of their time there can vote. (Yahoo)


NEW ADVERTISEMENT ASKS WANNA BE WHITE?:
A Korean skincare company has created an ad that asks customers if they, "wanna be white?" The tagline for Elisha Coy's Always Nuddy Complete Correction cream was spotted in Flushing, New York. The ad has some questioning the company's motive including Korean website Noonchi, which mockingly called the ad, "(the) perfect advertisement". (Jezebel)


MAN SUES ESPN AFTER SLEEPING DURING BASEBALL GAME:
A man, who was shown sleeping during an ESPN broadcast, has filed a defamation suit claiming he was portrayed as being "fatty, unintelligent, and stupid." Andrew Robert Rector's lawsuit names Major League Baseball, ESPN, the New York Yankees, and ESPN announcers Dan Shulman and John Kruk as defendants. Rector is seeking $10-million in damages after being shown during the April 13th game between the Yankees and the Red Sox in the Bronx. (Courthouse News)

 

BUDDHIST MONKS FINED FOR ILLEGAL FIREWORKS: A group of Buddhist monks were fined for setting off illegal fireworks in New Mexico. The monks from the Hoi Phuoc Buddhist Temple were caught setting off fireworks as an audience looked on. The monks, who don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers, didn't know there was a fireworks ban. The citations can carry a fine of up to $500 or 90 days in jail. (Yahoo)


MAN TRIES TO HIRE FUTURE PORN STARS AT COUNTY FAIR:
A California man has been arrested after trying to recruit teenage girls for his porn business, "Big Pimpin' Inc." 34-year-old Aaron Gimbert allegedly tried recruiting girls at the Alameda County Fair dressed as a fair employee. A 16-year-old girl named Justice claimed that Gimbert handed her a card and told her to call him when she turned 18. The business card advertised a bonus for girls who sign on their 18th birthday. (Gawker)


DORITOS ROULETTE:
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July 7th, 2014
Monday, 07 July 2014 13:42

DEAD WOMAN CONTACTS GRANDDAUGHTER BY SELFIE: A Romanian woman has received a selfie from her dead grandmother. Gina Maihai was told by a fortune teller that her grandmother was being punished "in the other life" before the message. The 34-year believes that picture was a message for help. Superstitious locals have packed churches to pray for the spirit of Miahi's relative. (Metro)


THIEF RETURNS FIREFIGHTER’S FLAG WITH APOLOGY:
A thief stole an American flag from the family of a deceased firefighter and promptly returned it after hearing their story. The flag was returned Thursday (July 3rd) with a note that read, "I am so sorry, I had no idea." Melissa Brengal was given the flag after her brother Jonathan Ielphi died at the World Trade Center in 2001. (Huffington Post)


VCR FILLED WITH CASH BROUGHT TO RECYCLING DUMP:
A Seattle man took his family's old VCR to recycling landfill, but soon found out that it was filled with cash. Todd Hwang didn't know that his mother had stashed nearly $6,000 in the old piece of equipment. Hwang's mother went to the 1 Green Planet recycling plant to ask the owner for help. Michael Sazanyi's workers spent hours digging through 12 tons of electrical equipment, before finally retrieving the VCR player which, typically, was at the bottom of the pile. (Huffington Post)


DRUNKEN MAN CLAIMS DOG DROVE TO STORE:
A Georgia man told police that his dog drove him to a store to buy corn. 60-year-old Wesley Mark Terrell was arrested after witnesses called police to report a dog trapped inside a hot car. The police eventually found Terrell, who was allegedly intoxicated at the time of the arrest. He told the police the dog had driven him to the supermarket so he could buy some corn. (Kron 4)

 
July 2nd, 2014
Wednesday, 02 July 2014 16:24

CENTURY-OLD SANDWICH FOUND IN CHURCH ORGAN: A sandwich found inside a church organ is more than 118-years-old. Kathy Yates, the church organist at Padiham Methodist Church in England, found the bread wrapped in a newspaper from 1896. The sandwich was discovered while the organ was being dismantled. (Metro)


JAPANESE PHOTO TREND:
The cavity pose is the latest photo trend in Japan. The pose is completed when a model places their hand on his or her cheek. The pose called "mushiba no poozu" which means "cavity pose" has started to grow in popularity since February. (Jezebel)


STOLEN CORVETTE RETURNED TO OWNER 33-YEARS LATER:
A Detroit man was finally reunited with his Corvette after it was stolen 33-years ago. George Talley last saw his beloved 1979 Corvette when he parked in 1981. Talley thought the car was long gone until he received a surprise call from auto insurer AAA. He was shocked to hear that his car was found in Mississippi. The car was delivered to Talley by General Motors after Vice President Mark Reuss heard the story. (Yahoo)


UNICORN HORNS FOR CATS:
http://bit.ly/1iWrAe5


SOCCER FAN PUTS EVERYTHING UP FOR SALE TO KEEP GOALKEEPER ON FRENCH TEAM:
A French soccer fan has put his home and family up for sale in an attempt to keep goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa in the French League. The unidentified man placed the ad on Le Bon Coin to try and raise $13.5-million dollars. Ochoa, who is now a free agent, is expected to leave AC Ajaccio and sign with one of Europe's biggest clubs. (NY Daily News)


MAN'S FIRST NAME IS 63-WORDS LONG:
A man has claimed the record for longest name in Sweden. The 25-year-old, who goes by Papah Long Nameh for short, changed his name to 63 words. His name starts with Kim-Jong and runs the gamut of ridiculous words from "Lovely Iron Man" to "Yoda". The man formerly known as Alexander Ek has changed his name several times including once for a contest. (Newser)


Full Name:
Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek.

 
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