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sept. 23, 2014
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 05:12

WOMAN GETS THIRD BOOB IMPLANT: A massage therapist had a third breast implanted to become more unattractive to men. Jasmine Tridevil contacted over 50 doctors before she found a surgeon willing to perform the surgery for $20,000-dollars. Tridevil says her mom won't talk to her and her father isn't really happy with her decision, but has accepted her decision. (Gawker)

ALASKA REPORTER QUITS ON AIR TO PROMOTE POT: An Alaskan TV reporter quit her job live on-air to advocate for recreational marijuana. Charlo Greene reported on the Alaska Cannabis Club on September 21st broadcast when she revealed that she owned the business. Greene then said she would be devoting all of her energy to fighting for "freedom and fairness" and quit her job. Alaska voters decide Nov. 4 whether to legalize recreational pot. (Yahoo)

DRUMSTICK iPhone CASE: KFC Japan is celebrating "Colonel Day" with giveaways including chicken-themed phone cases. The Japanese wing of KFC announced that they will be celebrating Colonel Sander's birthday by giving away items to twitter followers including a computer keyboard with chicken shapes instead of letters. The company announced late last week the giveaway will also include a massive iPhone 5 case shaped like a friend chicken drumstick and an enormous desk pillow that users can wear "as a helmet." (Anima News Network)

JAPANESE TO CONSTRUCT SPACE ELEVATOR BY 2050: A Japanese Company has announced they will have a space elevator up and running by 2050. The Japanese construction giant Obayashi said they will build a space elevator that will reach 96,000-kilometers into space. Robotic cars will carry people on a seven day journey to the hypothetical space station. The fantasy can now become a reality because of the development of carbon nanotechnology. (ABC NEWS)

BIGGEST BATMAN GATHERING: A Canadian company set a Guinness World Record for largest gathering of people dressed as Batman. Nexen, an oil and gas firm in Calgary celebrated it's "From suits to superheroes" United Way campaign by dressing 542 employees as the Dark Knight. The crowd was also peppered with workers dressed as the Riddler and Poison Ivy. (UGN)

Last Updated on Tuesday, 23 September 2014 05:44
 
sept. 22, 2014
Monday, 22 September 2014 06:20

LOS ANGELES BAKERY DELIVERS MARIJUANA-INFUSED PIZZAS: A new startup in Los Angeles is delivering marijuana-infused pizzas to medical marijuana patients. Stoned Oven Gourmet Pizzas makes six-inch pies that contain 250-milligrams of THC. Customers must have a medical marijuana card to get the pizza, but if you do, you can get the marijuana pizza delivered right to your door. (Los Angeles Times)

2-TEENS DRAW 100-YARD PENIS ON FOOTBALL FIELD: A 50-year-old Mom and two teenagers allegedly burned a 100-yard image of a penis into a football field. Police say that the trio used grass killer to burn the turf in Temperance, Michigan. No photos have been released of their "artwork", which caused between 15,000-$20,000 in damage. The Detroit Free Press reports the woman, who has not been named because her daughter, a juvenile, could be identified, has been arraigned and is out on bond. (Huffington Post)

TIRED MAN BREAKS INTO POLICE STATION TO SLEEP: A tired man looking for a place to sleep "accidentally" broke into a police station. 59-year-old John P. Dettor was charged with unlawful mischief after reportedly using a traffic cone to smash through the window of Shelburne police station in Vermont. He reportedly caused damages of more than $250. Dettor pleaded not guilty to the charge at a Burlington district court. (Metro)

STOCKBROKER ATE NAPKINS TO HIDE INSIDER TRADING: A stock broker who admitted insider trading had a rather strange way of concealing his crime. 41-year-old Frank Tamayo would write secret stock tips on napkins and then eat them once his accomplice has seen them. Tamayo pleaded guilty to securities fraud, tender offer fraud, and conspiracy charges at the federal court in Trenton, New Jersey. Tamayo has already agreed to pay back more than $1million and will give up his 2008 Audi Q7 but faces a possible 20-year prison sentence. (Metro)

FLORIDA MAN THREATENS DRIVE-THRU EMPLOYEE OVER BURGER: A Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot a Checkers drive-thru clerk if he didn't hand over a burger. 27-year-old Dechazo Harris placed an order and pulled around to the pickup window when he decided that he wanted to change his meal. , Harris pulled out gun on the employee when he was told to drive back around to reorder. Harris was later identified and booked on aggravated assault charges. (Huffington Post)

Last Updated on Monday, 22 September 2014 06:28
 
sept. 19, 2014
Friday, 19 September 2014 10:04

LONELY MAN CALLS 911: A Pennsylvania man has been charged with making several 911 calls to report bogus emergencies because he was lonely. 52-year-old Gregory Shaffer called Westmoreland County's 911 call center three times over a four-span with various false complaints. The first time, Shaffer claimed he had fallen down some stairs and injured his head and neck. Paramedics say they found him intoxicated but otherwise well and calmly waiting inside his home. (Huffington Post)

MAN LANDS IN JAIL AFTER WASHING HAIR WITH MAYO: An Oklahoma City man was arrested for bathing in a public fountain. Police encountered 23-year-old Jorge Perez after reports of a man causing a disturbance. Perez was breathing heavily and soaked with water when police approached him. Perez told the officer he was wet because he was washing his hair in the Bricktown fountain using mayonnaise as shampoo. He was arrested for violating the city's ban on bathing in public areas.(News Ok)

MAN ROBS STORE WITH BANANA: A man armed with a banana robbed a convenience store in Philadelphia and then rode away on a bicycle . The suspect walking into Tejada Grocery and got in line behind a customer, where individual bananas were being sold. As his turn at the register approached, the man stuffed the fruit into the pocket of his hoodie and used it to simulate a gun.Police say the man demanded cash and cigarettes. (Yahoo)

10 METAL BALLS REMOVED FROM MAN'S PENIS: A Malaysian man had 10 metal removed from his penis after they started rusting inside of him. The man, identified as 44-year-old Ramli, implanted the balls himself because a friend told him he has successfully used the method to increase his sexual stamina. He had swelling for three days, but didn't go to see a doctor. The wound healed and the balls were helping, but a few months later Ramli couldn't get an erection. A doctor recommended he have the metal balls removed or risk irreversible impotence since the balls had started to rust. (The Star Online)

DRUNKEN MAN VOWS TO JOIN ISLAMIC STATE: A Tennessee man vowed to join ISIS after being charged with drunken driving. 24-year-old Marco Antonio Dominguez showed signs of intoxication when he was being questioned prior to his arrest. The police suspected that he had been in an accident when he pulled into a gas station with his car smoking and the windshield smashed in. Dominigues allegedly shouted quote, "I am going to join ISIS. When I do, you will be the first person I will kill," from the back of police car as he was taken to jail. (Yahoo)

Last Updated on Friday, 19 September 2014 10:08
 
sept. 18, 2014
Thursday, 18 September 2014 09:42

WOMAN FENDS OFF THIEF THEN GIVES BIRTH: A woman gave birth after she and her family captured a purse snatcher in a grocery store parking lot. The unidentified woman was putting groceries in her car when a man grabbed her purse. She chased after him, but was pushed down while in pursuit. The woman's family held 30-year-old Mark Newton after two bystanders were able to stop him and retrieve her purse. She delivered her baby later that day.

STRIPPER CHOCOLATE CHAMBERS ALLEGEDLY ROBS MAN OUTSIDE OF CLUB BOOM BOOM: A South Carolina man told police that stripper known as Chocolate Chambers robbed him outside of a strip club. 31-year-old Derrick Lashawn Sinclair was allegedly attacked by Chambers outside of Club Boom Boom. Police noted that Sinclair appeared intoxicated although he had a large cut over his eye, and there appeared to be blood on his shirt. The whereabouts of Chocolate Chambers is unknown. (Smoking Gun)

KILL THIS DOG CAMPAIGN:Killthisdog.com is a new in-your-face campaign launched by animal activists to spread the word about an apparent pet overpopulation in Broward County, Florida. Pet's Broward founder Meredith Bruder claims more than 20,000 cats and dogs are put to sleep at Broward’s animal shelter every year. The killthisdog.com's billboards have brought a lot of attention to the group as well as the dead animal chalk outlines being placed on streets and sidewalks throughout Broward County. (Metro)

Last Updated on Thursday, 18 September 2014 09:45
 
sept. 17, 2014
Wednesday, 17 September 2014 12:51

PRANKSTERS MOCK CHECKPOINT ON SCOTLAND BORDER: A Scottish passport checkpoint that sprung up on the border between England and Scotland was just a prank. A guard and barrier were placed at the Scottish border as part of an elaborate prank to lighten the mood. Jon Parker Lee, the organizer of the mock border control, said he wasn’t taking sides in the vote but hoped both countries would be ‘united’ in laughter. (Metro)

FANS URINATE IN GOALKEEPER'S WATER BOTTLE: A Swiss goalkeeper threatened legal action after fans of a rival team urinated in his water bottle and then taunted him when he took a sip. FC Muri goalkeeper Reto Felder said he felt sick after tasting the warm contents of the bottle, which he left near the goalpost. A group of unidentified fans persuaded a ball boy to pass them the bottle during the second half of the match.

MEN USE VATICAN CAR TO SMUGGLE DRUGS: Authorities in France used a Vatican vehicle to smuggle pot and cocaine to Spain. Cardinal Jorge Maria Mejia gave the car to two Italian men, who were supposed to give the car a tune up, but instead they drove to Spain to pick up cocaine and marijuana. The men were busted by French customs officers Sunday (September 15th) in Chambery as they headed for the border with Switzerland and Italy. The diplomatic plates did not stop officers from conducting a routine search of the vehicle and discovering the drugs.

TEEN ADMITS TO RUBBING HIS TESTICLES ON PIZZA: A teen employee at a Texas pizzeria rubbed his testicles on a pie because he was upset that the customer ordered it close to closing time. The customer arrived at Pappa Murphy's in Georgetown and caught 18-Year-old Austin Michael Symonds rubbing himself on the pizza. The teenager apologized to the customer and later admitted his actions to police. He was charged with tampering with a consumer product. (Huffington Post)

Last Updated on Wednesday, 17 September 2014 12:53
 
sept. 16, 2014
Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:38

NAKED THERAPIST HELPS MEN WITH PORN ADDICTION: A woman is treating men with porn addiction by stripping for them online. 28-year-old Sarah White claims to have helped hundreds of men around the world even though she isn't a registered psychotherapist. The New Yorker says that her nakedness helps her clients to open up about their problems. She is not allowed to practice as a psychotherapist in the U.S., because her arousal methods are regarded as unethical. (Metro)

WOMAN SEEKS SLINKY WORLD RECORD: A New Mexico woman is attempting to count her massive collection of Slinkys for a Guinness World Record. Susan Suazo of Los Lunas, New Mexico says her Slinky obsession began with a Christmas gift more than 40-years ago and has grown to include hundreds of Slinkys in all shapes and sizes. Suazo once tried to enter her collections into a State Fair, but there wasn't a category for her collection. After questioning Suazo about her collection, one of the organizers suggested that her collection might be a world record. (UPI)

PIZZA HUT OFFERS BUY 10-LARGE PIZZAS GET FREE SMALL ANIMAL PROMOTION: Australian animal activists were up in arms after Pizza Hut promoted a rather awkward deal. A sign, which read, "Buy ten large pizzas get one free small Animal From Pets Story", was put up by mistake, but that didn't stop the promotion from going viral. Pets Story released a statement saying they never planning to give away free animals and the sign was meant to read: "free animal kit", but a word was left off in the printing process. (Mashable)

BRITAIN'S WORLD GARLIC EATING COMPETITION: The winner of Britain's World Garlic Eating Competitions downed 33-cloves of raw garlic in 60-seconds. 34-year-old David Greenman was just one clove short of tying the world record. The contestants ate Iberian garlic during the contest, which is supposed to be more palatable. (Metro)

WANTED ROBBER ARRESTED AT FRISBEE TOURNAMENT: A man wanted for armed robbery was arrested at an Ultimate Frisbee tournament in Oregon. 32-year-old Jahson Marryshow was indicted in late 2010 on charges of robbing a Bank of America in Woodstock, New York. U.S. Marshals and local police received a tip that Marryshow was living in Eugene. He's being held in the Lane County Jail. (Yahoo)

Last Updated on Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:39
 
sept. 15, 2014
Monday, 15 September 2014 17:15

MEXICO HAS STINKY BUILDING PROBLEM: Otero County officials in Mexico are looking to relocate their staff because they can no longer take the putrid smell emanating from their basement. Commissioner Ronny Rardin is worried about his staff because the smell is permeating the building's substructure. The exact cause of the smell is unclear, but it has been around since the county moved into the building in 2008. (Huffington Post)

SATANIC BLACK MASS SELLS OUT: A satanic black mass that will include obscene language, a reverse exorcism, and a scantily clad woman on an alter, has sold out. The Dakhma of Angra Mainya has announced all 88 tickets to their September 21 event have sold out. The website promise the events will be "enlightening and educational" with the goal of fighting for their religious freedom. Local health and safety laws forbade the group from using real communion wafers and stipulated that they must use vinegar instead of urine. (Metro)

PUBLISHERS RECALL TEXTBOOK AFTER TEACHER IS REVEALED TO BE PORN STAR: A textbook has been recalled after education officials in Thailand realized the "teacher” on the cover was a porn star. The 'Basic Mathematics" books were sent out to 10 universities and the mistake was spotted only after 3,000 had been distributed. MuangThaiBook accepted they had made an error by using a screenshot from a XXX movie starring adult entertainer Mana Aoki. (Metro)

INAPPROPRIATE UNIFORM: The Colombian women's cycling team has a flesh colored patch in an awkward place. The uniform, which has the flesh colored patch around the groin and stomach area, looks almost see through. The suit has come drawn some criticism for being sexist. (Metro)

Last Updated on Monday, 15 September 2014 17:16
 
sept. 12, 2014
Friday, 12 September 2014 14:49

EXPECTING FATHER SUFFERS FROM MORNING SICKNESS: An expecting father started suffering from morning sickness as his fiancé was going through pregnancy. 29-year-old Harry Ashby was diagnosed with Couvade syndrome where men experience the same pregnancy symptoms as their partner. Ashby started having food cravings and began to develop breasts. His Fiancé Charlotte Allsopp thought he was joking, but soon realized that he was serious. Allsopp is happy that he gets to experience her discomfort although she wishes he could look after her more. (Metro)

GRAVEDIGGER SUSPENDED OVER PHOTO WITH CORPSE: A Spanish gravedigger was suspended after posing for a picture with a corpse. The worker only known as Clemente appeared in a photo alongside the exhumed corpse of a man who had been dead for 23-years. The picture was taken by the dead man's niece The civil guard is investigating the incident and Clemente has been suspended from his duties at the cemetery.

INTRUDER COOKING CORN IN HOME: Massachusetts police have arrested a man that allegedly broke into a home and cooked some corn. Rockland police responded to a home at about 1:40 in the morning after getting a call from the homeowner. The resident woke up to a loud bang and began to investigate the noise when he found an intruder cooking corn on his stove. He told the intruder to leave, and the two men briefly scuffled. 69-year-old John Dalton was arrested and charged him with breaking and entering with intent to commit a felony and assault and battery. (ABC)

PRESCHOOLERS' PUMPKINS STOLEN: Thieves raided a pumpkin patch grown by New Mexico preschoolers. Eastern New Mexico University's Child Development Center says a pumpkin patch at their Portales school was picked apart over the weekend. The students had been studying the pumpkins and took care of the crop since they were sprouts. (Yahoo)

EBAY USER AUCTIONS TATTOO SPACE ON HIS ARM: An eBay user is selling advertising space on his arm to raise money for charity. The problem is that no one seems to be interested. The EBay user jtorking1 from Derbyshire, England, is trying to raise money for the Motored Neurone Disease Association by getting a tattoo of the winning bidder's choosing on a 3 x 3-inch space on his upper arm. The 23-year-old, who insists the auction ‘is not a joke’, says anything goes, but asks for "nothing perverted", but only had 1 bid with 11-hours left. (Metro)

Last Updated on Friday, 12 September 2014 14:51
 
sept. 8, 2014
Monday, 08 September 2014 16:10

MAN TEXTS AND CALLS EX-GIRLFRIEND 21,807 TIMES: A 33-year-old French man is in prison after calling and texting his ex-girlfriend 21,807-times. The unnamed defendant, who called the woman to demand money for fixing up their apartment, was given a 10-month sentence and a $1,300-dollar fine. The unidentified woman from Rhone in southern France, said the called averaged about 73-per day. The calls finally stopped when she finally thanked him, during a meeting organized by a mediator. He has not contacted her since. (The Guardian)

MAN DIVORCES WIFE OVER HER APPETITE FOR SEX: A Mumbai man has been granted a divorce after complaining that he could not deal with his wife’s "excessive and insatiable" appetite for sex. The exhausted husband appeared in family court in January, claiming that his wife been harassing him for sex ever since they’d married in 2012 and that she had been “aggressive and autocratic” in her methods. The man even took medication to boost his libido because she threatened to shack up with other men if he failed to satisfy her appetite. (Metro)

BURGLAR OFFERS TO MOW LAWN: A burglar, who was caught in the act, offered to mow the homeowners’ lawn in exchange for his freedom. 25-year-old Bryan Remley was allegedly caught rummaging through Joseph Cihak's home. Cihak fired two shots at Remley after the suspect charged at the resident. Cihak grabbed a second weapon after his first gun jammed and held the suspect at gunpoint as Colleen Cihak called the police. Before the authorities got there, Remley allegedly offered to cut their grass if they let him escape. (Huffington Post)

COUPLE RAPPELS DOWN HOTEL AFTER GETTING MARRIED: A couple exchanged vows atop a Miami hotel before rappelling down the building with hundreds of others for a charity fundraiser. Melissa Lopez and Chris Crux won a contest to rappel down the JW Marriot Marquis for raising more than $1,500 for the Miami Children's Initiative. Before the couple said "I do" on Friday (September 5th), dozens of others rappelled down the building, including Emmy Award-winner Joe Morton from the TV show "Scandal." (Yahoo)

GUY WINS LOTTERY FORGETS ABOUT TICKETS: A body shop owner bought and forgot about a winning lottery ticket that he left in his truck. 47-year-old Jerry Riteni bought a $20-ticket on July 19th and forgot about it. After discovering the ticket in his truck a month later, he looked the up the winning number online only to realize that he had won $1.9-million. Riteni will take his money in 26-installments and hopes to use the cash to help secure his kid's future. (New York Post)

Last Updated on Monday, 08 September 2014 16:12
 
sept. 5, 2014
Friday, 05 September 2014 11:59

PRISONER POSTS PICTURE OF HIMSELF DRINKING COGNAC AND SMOKING: A Canadian prisoner posted pictures of himself with a bottle of cognac and a cigar causing a Montreal jail to come under fire. The photos, which were uploaded to Facebook by Michael Simoneau-Meunier, were posted with the caption, "Xo and blunt living da jail life". Simoneau-Meunier also posted of himself and other Bordeaux inmates posing with their shirts off. Jail Officials have declined to comment and Quebec's public safety department would say only that a zero tolerance policy is in place for alcohol, drugs, tobacco and cell phones in jails and prisons.

COLLEGE EXAM ALREADY HAD ALL THE ANSWERS: Austrian students were pleasantly surprised when they were given exams with the answers already filled in. The University of Salzburg says 144-would-be psychology students were given the wrong tests. The students were actually given copies meant for professors grading the exam. The applicants will be retested next month. (Yahoo)

STUDENT WON'T GO TO CLASS BECAUSE IT'S BEYONCE'S BIRTHDAYhttp://elitedai.ly/1tx1d2g

PEACE LOVER WINS BATTLE FOR "WAR SUX" LICENSE PLATE: A peace-loving Michigan man won his battle to get a "War Sux" license plate in a lawsuit settlement. David Devarti agreed to a settlement with Secretary of State Ruth Johnon's Office that will allow him to request a personalized license plate reading "WAR SUX." Johnson's office agreed not to enforce the "offensive to good taste and decency" restriction after U.S. District Judge Gordon Quist ruled the guidelines were too broad. (Michigan Live)

HOCKEY TEAM TO WEAR SEINFELD-THEMED JERSEYS: On November 16th, The Bakersfield Condors will wear "puffy shirt" jersey's, in reference to a Seinfeld episode. The Edmonton Oilers affiliate will also be "sponsored" by companies from the show and will have character names on the back of the jersey. The Sweaters will be auctioned off after the game to benefit the M.A.R.E. Riding Center in Bakersfield. (ESPN)

Last Updated on Friday, 05 September 2014 12:09
 
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