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sept. 16, 2014
Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:38

NAKED THERAPIST HELPS MEN WITH PORN ADDICTION: A woman is treating men with porn addiction by stripping for them online. 28-year-old Sarah White claims to have helped hundreds of men around the world even though she isn't a registered psychotherapist. The New Yorker says that her nakedness helps her clients to open up about their problems. She is not allowed to practice as a psychotherapist in the U.S., because her arousal methods are regarded as unethical. (Metro)

WOMAN SEEKS SLINKY WORLD RECORD: A New Mexico woman is attempting to count her massive collection of Slinkys for a Guinness World Record. Susan Suazo of Los Lunas, New Mexico says her Slinky obsession began with a Christmas gift more than 40-years ago and has grown to include hundreds of Slinkys in all shapes and sizes. Suazo once tried to enter her collections into a State Fair, but there wasn't a category for her collection. After questioning Suazo about her collection, one of the organizers suggested that her collection might be a world record. (UPI)

PIZZA HUT OFFERS BUY 10-LARGE PIZZAS GET FREE SMALL ANIMAL PROMOTION: Australian animal activists were up in arms after Pizza Hut promoted a rather awkward deal. A sign, which read, "Buy ten large pizzas get one free small Animal From Pets Story", was put up by mistake, but that didn't stop the promotion from going viral. Pets Story released a statement saying they never planning to give away free animals and the sign was meant to read: "free animal kit", but a word was left off in the printing process. (Mashable)

BRITAIN'S WORLD GARLIC EATING COMPETITION: The winner of Britain's World Garlic Eating Competitions downed 33-cloves of raw garlic in 60-seconds. 34-year-old David Greenman was just one clove short of tying the world record. The contestants ate Iberian garlic during the contest, which is supposed to be more palatable. (Metro)

WANTED ROBBER ARRESTED AT FRISBEE TOURNAMENT: A man wanted for armed robbery was arrested at an Ultimate Frisbee tournament in Oregon. 32-year-old Jahson Marryshow was indicted in late 2010 on charges of robbing a Bank of America in Woodstock, New York. U.S. Marshals and local police received a tip that Marryshow was living in Eugene. He's being held in the Lane County Jail. (Yahoo)

Last Updated on Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:39
 
sept. 15, 2014
Monday, 15 September 2014 18:15

MEXICO HAS STINKY BUILDING PROBLEM: Otero County officials in Mexico are looking to relocate their staff because they can no longer take the putrid smell emanating from their basement. Commissioner Ronny Rardin is worried about his staff because the smell is permeating the building's substructure. The exact cause of the smell is unclear, but it has been around since the county moved into the building in 2008. (Huffington Post)

SATANIC BLACK MASS SELLS OUT: A satanic black mass that will include obscene language, a reverse exorcism, and a scantily clad woman on an alter, has sold out. The Dakhma of Angra Mainya has announced all 88 tickets to their September 21 event have sold out. The website promise the events will be "enlightening and educational" with the goal of fighting for their religious freedom. Local health and safety laws forbade the group from using real communion wafers and stipulated that they must use vinegar instead of urine. (Metro)

PUBLISHERS RECALL TEXTBOOK AFTER TEACHER IS REVEALED TO BE PORN STAR: A textbook has been recalled after education officials in Thailand realized the "teacher” on the cover was a porn star. The 'Basic Mathematics" books were sent out to 10 universities and the mistake was spotted only after 3,000 had been distributed. MuangThaiBook accepted they had made an error by using a screenshot from a XXX movie starring adult entertainer Mana Aoki. (Metro)

INAPPROPRIATE UNIFORM: The Colombian women's cycling team has a flesh colored patch in an awkward place. The uniform, which has the flesh colored patch around the groin and stomach area, looks almost see through. The suit has come drawn some criticism for being sexist. (Metro)

Last Updated on Monday, 15 September 2014 18:16
 
sept. 12, 2014
Friday, 12 September 2014 15:49

EXPECTING FATHER SUFFERS FROM MORNING SICKNESS: An expecting father started suffering from morning sickness as his fiancé was going through pregnancy. 29-year-old Harry Ashby was diagnosed with Couvade syndrome where men experience the same pregnancy symptoms as their partner. Ashby started having food cravings and began to develop breasts. His Fiancé Charlotte Allsopp thought he was joking, but soon realized that he was serious. Allsopp is happy that he gets to experience her discomfort although she wishes he could look after her more. (Metro)

GRAVEDIGGER SUSPENDED OVER PHOTO WITH CORPSE: A Spanish gravedigger was suspended after posing for a picture with a corpse. The worker only known as Clemente appeared in a photo alongside the exhumed corpse of a man who had been dead for 23-years. The picture was taken by the dead man's niece The civil guard is investigating the incident and Clemente has been suspended from his duties at the cemetery.

INTRUDER COOKING CORN IN HOME: Massachusetts police have arrested a man that allegedly broke into a home and cooked some corn. Rockland police responded to a home at about 1:40 in the morning after getting a call from the homeowner. The resident woke up to a loud bang and began to investigate the noise when he found an intruder cooking corn on his stove. He told the intruder to leave, and the two men briefly scuffled. 69-year-old John Dalton was arrested and charged him with breaking and entering with intent to commit a felony and assault and battery. (ABC)

PRESCHOOLERS' PUMPKINS STOLEN: Thieves raided a pumpkin patch grown by New Mexico preschoolers. Eastern New Mexico University's Child Development Center says a pumpkin patch at their Portales school was picked apart over the weekend. The students had been studying the pumpkins and took care of the crop since they were sprouts. (Yahoo)

EBAY USER AUCTIONS TATTOO SPACE ON HIS ARM: An eBay user is selling advertising space on his arm to raise money for charity. The problem is that no one seems to be interested. The EBay user jtorking1 from Derbyshire, England, is trying to raise money for the Motored Neurone Disease Association by getting a tattoo of the winning bidder's choosing on a 3 x 3-inch space on his upper arm. The 23-year-old, who insists the auction ‘is not a joke’, says anything goes, but asks for "nothing perverted", but only had 1 bid with 11-hours left. (Metro)

Last Updated on Friday, 12 September 2014 15:51
 
sept. 8, 2014
Monday, 08 September 2014 17:10

MAN TEXTS AND CALLS EX-GIRLFRIEND 21,807 TIMES: A 33-year-old French man is in prison after calling and texting his ex-girlfriend 21,807-times. The unnamed defendant, who called the woman to demand money for fixing up their apartment, was given a 10-month sentence and a $1,300-dollar fine. The unidentified woman from Rhone in southern France, said the called averaged about 73-per day. The calls finally stopped when she finally thanked him, during a meeting organized by a mediator. He has not contacted her since. (The Guardian)

MAN DIVORCES WIFE OVER HER APPETITE FOR SEX: A Mumbai man has been granted a divorce after complaining that he could not deal with his wife’s "excessive and insatiable" appetite for sex. The exhausted husband appeared in family court in January, claiming that his wife been harassing him for sex ever since they’d married in 2012 and that she had been “aggressive and autocratic” in her methods. The man even took medication to boost his libido because she threatened to shack up with other men if he failed to satisfy her appetite. (Metro)

BURGLAR OFFERS TO MOW LAWN: A burglar, who was caught in the act, offered to mow the homeowners’ lawn in exchange for his freedom. 25-year-old Bryan Remley was allegedly caught rummaging through Joseph Cihak's home. Cihak fired two shots at Remley after the suspect charged at the resident. Cihak grabbed a second weapon after his first gun jammed and held the suspect at gunpoint as Colleen Cihak called the police. Before the authorities got there, Remley allegedly offered to cut their grass if they let him escape. (Huffington Post)

COUPLE RAPPELS DOWN HOTEL AFTER GETTING MARRIED: A couple exchanged vows atop a Miami hotel before rappelling down the building with hundreds of others for a charity fundraiser. Melissa Lopez and Chris Crux won a contest to rappel down the JW Marriot Marquis for raising more than $1,500 for the Miami Children's Initiative. Before the couple said "I do" on Friday (September 5th), dozens of others rappelled down the building, including Emmy Award-winner Joe Morton from the TV show "Scandal." (Yahoo)

GUY WINS LOTTERY FORGETS ABOUT TICKETS: A body shop owner bought and forgot about a winning lottery ticket that he left in his truck. 47-year-old Jerry Riteni bought a $20-ticket on July 19th and forgot about it. After discovering the ticket in his truck a month later, he looked the up the winning number online only to realize that he had won $1.9-million. Riteni will take his money in 26-installments and hopes to use the cash to help secure his kid's future. (New York Post)

Last Updated on Monday, 08 September 2014 17:12
 
sept. 5, 2014
Friday, 05 September 2014 12:59

PRISONER POSTS PICTURE OF HIMSELF DRINKING COGNAC AND SMOKING: A Canadian prisoner posted pictures of himself with a bottle of cognac and a cigar causing a Montreal jail to come under fire. The photos, which were uploaded to Facebook by Michael Simoneau-Meunier, were posted with the caption, "Xo and blunt living da jail life". Simoneau-Meunier also posted of himself and other Bordeaux inmates posing with their shirts off. Jail Officials have declined to comment and Quebec's public safety department would say only that a zero tolerance policy is in place for alcohol, drugs, tobacco and cell phones in jails and prisons.

COLLEGE EXAM ALREADY HAD ALL THE ANSWERS: Austrian students were pleasantly surprised when they were given exams with the answers already filled in. The University of Salzburg says 144-would-be psychology students were given the wrong tests. The students were actually given copies meant for professors grading the exam. The applicants will be retested next month. (Yahoo)

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PEACE LOVER WINS BATTLE FOR "WAR SUX" LICENSE PLATE: A peace-loving Michigan man won his battle to get a "War Sux" license plate in a lawsuit settlement. David Devarti agreed to a settlement with Secretary of State Ruth Johnon's Office that will allow him to request a personalized license plate reading "WAR SUX." Johnson's office agreed not to enforce the "offensive to good taste and decency" restriction after U.S. District Judge Gordon Quist ruled the guidelines were too broad. (Michigan Live)

HOCKEY TEAM TO WEAR SEINFELD-THEMED JERSEYS: On November 16th, The Bakersfield Condors will wear "puffy shirt" jersey's, in reference to a Seinfeld episode. The Edmonton Oilers affiliate will also be "sponsored" by companies from the show and will have character names on the back of the jersey. The Sweaters will be auctioned off after the game to benefit the M.A.R.E. Riding Center in Bakersfield. (ESPN)

Last Updated on Friday, 05 September 2014 13:09
 
sept. 4, 2014
Thursday, 04 September 2014 13:33

DOCTORS REMOVE CANCER FROM WOMAN WITH NO CANCER: An anonymous woman has filed a lawsuit against a Florida Hospital because doctors removed part of her rectum after they falsely diagnosed her with cancer. The woman, who is named as Jane Doe in the suit, went to the Florida Hospital Winter Park for a colonoscopy, but someone mixed up her results. The 68-year-old was told she had rectal cancer and proceeded to have surgery even though doctors could not pinpoint the cancer. On May 4, her doctor called to inform her she was not only cancer-free but never had cancer. (Orlando Sentinel)

SUSPECT ORDERED TO MONITOR POOP: A woman accused of swallowing a stolen ring has been ordered to monitor her bowel movements. 25-year-old Christina Schlegel's cell is outfitted with a "dry Toilet" that does not flush since she has been ordered to look for the stolen merchandise. Schlegel and Bryan Ford are facing felony theft charges because the ring is worth several thousand dollars. (New York Daily News)

FAKE MASSACHUSETTS LICENSE PLATES: A Massachusetts state trooper pulled over a driver whose license plates looked a little odd. Upon further inspection, it turned out the plates had been drawn on paper by a 20-year-old with a suspended license. The letters were drawn on with a red marker and even included the word "Massachusetts" and the phrase "The Spirit of America" colored in blue. (Yahoo)

BRITAIN'S WORST NEW BUILDING: A British grocery chain is officially the worst new building. The Woolich development, which is a glass and metal structure with yellow and green panels, beat out six other properties to earn the Carbuncle Cup. A prize organized by architecture website Building Design that aims to pick out buildings that are "unforgivably bad." Architects Sheppard Robson defended their building, saying comments were "very positive" and that the flats had "sold quickly". (Metro)

SPIRIT AIRLINES SENDS PROMOTIONAL EMAIL JOKING ABOUT CELEBRITY NUDES: Customers of Spirit Airlines are not happy with a promotional email that mocked the leaked photos of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton. The email, which read "Our Bare Fare Was Leaked", makes light of the scandal by adding quote, "You were never supposed to see this Bare Fare! It was meant for a special someone". Multiple customers were upset with the email which was "wildly inappropriate" and others took to twitter to voice their concerns. (Jezebel)

Last Updated on Thursday, 04 September 2014 13:38
 
sept. 3, 2014
Wednesday, 03 September 2014 13:23

GROOM STARTS BRAWL BY HITTING ON PREGNANT WAITRESS: A newly married man spent his wedding night in jail after allegedly hitting on pregnant waitress and starting a brawl with her boyfriend. 35-year-old Mark Williams was supposedly "touchy feely" with the waitress and even tried to pour alcohol in her mouth despite her refusal to drink. When the wedding cruise ended, Williams was confronted by the woman's boyfriend and a fight broke out. The police were called and were allegedly attacked by William's brother David. Williams’ new wife watched in her wedding dress as her husband and brother-in-law were led away by police. (Metro)

STUDENT IS KNOWN AS THE SQUIRREL WHISPERER: A Penn State student has gained the reputation as a "squirrel whisperer" for befriending, feeding, and dressing up a furry friend named Sneezy. Junior Mary Krupa has trained Sneezy to wear party hats and hold doll-sized props by feeding it. Krupa and Sneezy's exploits are chronicled in a Facebook page titled "Sneezy the Penn State Squirrel" which currently has more likes than the school's official mascot, the Nittany Lion. (ABC News)

THIEF FLEES WALMART, BUT FORGETS BABY: A Pittsburgh woman, who got into a scuffle with Walmart security over allegedly stealing, fled the scene to avoid arrest, but left behind her baby. 48-year-old Djuna M. Tansmore was caught on store surveillance attempting to exit the store with about 90-bucks worth of laundry detergent and Miracle Whip. When Tansmore was approached by security, she struggled to remove the child from her shopping cart and instead fled the scene without the baby. She was later arrested near her home. (Pittsburgh Tribune)

$380-DOLLARS AND SEXUAL FAVORS FOR RENT: An Irish rental property website took down an ad, which sought a roommate willing to pay their rent in sexual favors. The ad, which has been taken down, was directed towards "non-smoking, broad-minded, smart, sexy, confident, unconventional and adventurous dames." The potential roommate would be required to share a "double bedroom, their body and life experiences during their stay." The poster described himself as "a sexy, outspoken and laid-back gentleman" as well as a "tad eccentric." (Irish Mirror)

BIGFOOT IN MISSISSIPPI: A pair of Mississippi men said they had close encounters with a Big-foot like creature on separate occasions. Peyton Lassiter originally discovered a footprint and some mysterious grey hair near a local playground on August 22nd. David Childers, a paranormal investigator , confirmed Lassiter's reports about a 6-foot-tall "creature". Lassiter said his research has uncovered human-like "wood ape" sightings in the region dating back to 1721. (The Clarion Ledger)

Last Updated on Wednesday, 03 September 2014 13:31
 
sept. 2, 2014
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 15:18

SUSPECT SWALLOWED STOLEN RING: A Utah woman was arrested for allegedly trying to steal a ring by swallowing it. 29-year-old Bryan Ford was examining the ring at a Zales Jewelry store in Orem, Utah when he allegedly left with it. Ford was chased by an employee as he got into a car driven by 25-year-old Christina Schlegel. Police eventually apprehended the couple, but couldn't find the stolen goods until an x-ray of Schlegel's stomach turned up the ring. (Huffington Post)

WOMAN SEES UFO: A Pennsylvania woman, who claimed to see a UFO over her house, has left police scratching their heads. Stephanie Wilkerson called the authorities after she spotted a giant circle of flashing lights above her home. When the authorities arrived on the scene, they could not figure out what the object was. The officers did call nearby airports and military bases, but could not come up with an explanation. (Metro)

WOMAN TURNS HERSELF INTO TIGER: A woman's lifelong dream to become a tiger is now a reality. Katzen Hobbes used to dream about being covered in tiger stripes as a child, but her mother wouldn't allow her until she turned 18. 227-tattoo artists later, she now has 90-percent of her body covered in tiger stripes. The 40-year-old works as a tattoo artist and as a sideshow performer in Austin. She has been selected to appear in the newest Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Book, "Reality Shock!" which is set to be releases on September 9th. (Huffington Post)

DARK LORD ARRESTED: An Arizona man, who called himself the "Dark Lord", was arrested after setting fire to a bible then urinating on it. Police received a call from the Gospel Rescue Mission that a man was burning something on their front steps. When the cops arrived, 22-year-old Eric Minerault was found dressed in a long black robe with a pentagram necklace along with a book that was wet and burnt. During questioning, Minerault admitted to burning and urinating on the bible. When asked why he defiled the Bible, Minerault explained that he was the “Dark Lord.” (Smoking Gun)

Last Updated on Tuesday, 02 September 2014 15:24
 
aug. 29, 2014
Friday, 29 August 2014 07:24

REDHEAD USES "GINGER DISCOUNT": A red-haired man has been saving money using his fake, "Ginger Discount Card" for over four years in Scotland .30-year-old Richard Macrae was given the card by a friend as a joke birthday gift four-years ago. Since then Macrae has used the fake card to save money on everything from drinks to transportation. (The Scotsman)

MAGICAL DESK MICROWAVE: A new microwave plugs into your work computer and warms your food as you work. Product designer Steve Gates created the Desktop Microwave Oven to help employees concentrate on their work. The oven, which looks like printer and plugs into your computer, tells you how long your food has left to cook. (Metro)

BREAST-THEMED BAR: A new breast-themed bar has become a big hit in Brooklyn, New York. Booby trap, which is owned by 32-year-old Kristen North, was inspired by the rubber-boob bath mats that her grandmother used to buy. The bar has everything from boob bath mats to "color my boobs" books, but one female customer has gone the record to say "There just aren’t enough boobs! I was expecting more." (Metro)

WORLD"S LARGEST TURBAN: A 60-year-old holy man spends six-hours-a-day putting on a 100-pound turban. Avtar Singh Mauni's headgear is so large that he can only get to his temple in Patiala, India by motorcycle. The fabric and ornaments weigh about 100-pounds, but that doesn't include the weapons he carries as part of the costume, which add another 87-pounds. The turban, which measures 2,115-feet when unwrapped, is the same length as 13-Olympic sized

NOTORIOUS ARSONIST IS 11-YEARS-OLD: A string of fires are allegedly the work of an 11-year-old and his friends. The boy was caught by Flint Fire Chief David Cox after a fire started on August 20th. Neighbors had reported that a boy and his friends were seen running from the fires moments after they began. David Cox believes the 11-year-old may have been influenced by older teens who think lighting fires is "cool." (Metro)

Last Updated on Friday, 29 August 2014 07:38
 
aug. 28, 2014
Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:32

RUSSIAN BANK OFFERS FREE CAT WITH MORTGAGE: A Russian Bank is throwing in a cat with every mortgage. Sberbank, lets its clients choose from 10-different cats that will be delivered to their home in time for the housewarming party. Unfortunately, the customers won't be able to keep the pet because they are only intended to enter property before the owner, which is a Russian sign of good luck. The homeowners will have a two hour time frame to spend with their rented friend. (Metro)

MAN CARJACKS SCOOTER: A man was arrested after he allegedly carjacked a man's scooter.18-year-old Solomon Pierce supposedly pulled a gun on a man before taking his scooter, but he has argued that he traded it for cocaine. The victim has had a history of drug charges and admitted to smoking crack less than a week ago. Since the victim was so adamant that he had been carjacked by Pierce, police made an arrest.

BUFFALO CRUNCH DONUT: Tim Horton's just released the "Buffalo Crunch" doughnut, which will be served exclusively at the New York State Fair. The yeast doughnut is dunked in buffalo sauce and crusted with crushed up chips. A decorative corn-chip strip is placed in the center and comes in mild and hot varieties — mild is "toned down" with Ranch dressing. The $2-dollar mash-up could be first of many crossover items between Burger King and Tim Horton's as a result of Tim Horton's impending sale. (Grub Street)

SKULL DONATED TO GOODWILL: Austin police are looking for the person that donated a human skull to a local Goodwill. Police don't believe the skull was a result of a crime, but instead think it may have been part of a private collection. Either way police are asking residents with any information to call the Austin PD's homicide unit. (Fox)

Last Updated on Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:37
 
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