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aug. 12, 2014
Tuesday, 12 August 2014 11:07

KNIFE FELL FROM INTO MAN'S HEAD: A 57-year-old man was casually walking when he noticed a knife protruding from his head. Yunzhi Xiao was walking underneath a high-rise apartment building when a knife fell from an eighth-floor balcony. The Chinese man felt a "very heavy weight" before bystanders pointed out that he was bleeding. Doctors were able to remove the knife from Xiao's head, who is in stable condition. (Huffington Post)

MAN-BRA GOES ON SALE IN JAPAN: A "Man-bra" has just gone on sale in Japan to help men with their "moobs". The Floral Goodnight Bra, which promises "round-the-clock protection against the effects of gravity", can also be purchased with matching underwear designed to hold the man's private parts in place. The matching bra and panties are available online and cost about $30. (Mirror)

GIRLFRIEND TRIES TO STOP PLANE BECAUSE SHE THINKS HE'S CHEATING: A jealous woman was arrested after she tried to stop a plane from taking off. The 27-year-old woman climbed a 10-foot, barbed wire fence before being arrested at Halifax Stanfield International Airport. She tried stopping the flight that she believed her cheating boyfriend was on. The jealous girlfriend was taken to a hospital to be evaluated after the incident. (Fox)

MAN QUITS JOB TO BECOME NATIVE AMERICAN: http://huff.to/1kXgOFQ

CHICKEN THIEF SENDS LETTER OF APOLOGY: A KFC owner in Nebraska received a anonymous letter of apology from a chicken thief. Rocky Rasmussen opened a letter addressed to his North Platte KFC apologizing for stealing food from his restaurant. The letter, which didn't have a return address, included $2 and an admission of guilt. The bandit admitted taking much food from the buffet to stuff in her purse, but cited a guilty conscience as her reason for the letter. (Omaha World Herald)

BRAZILIAN WOMAN DISCOVERS HUSBAND IS HER BROTHER: A Brazilian woman discovered her husband of seven years was actually her brother. Adriana and her husband, Leandro, who didn't release their last name, were both abandoned by their birth mothers or so they thought. Adrian, who was looking for her birth mother with help from a radio program, found out that her brother was named Leandro. The couple plans to stay together because "god wanted it to happen." (Time)

 
8-12-14
Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:18

KNIFE FELL FROM INTO MAN'S HEAD: A 57-year-old man was casually walking when he noticed a knife protruding from his head. Yunzhi Xiao was walking underneath a high-rise apartment building when a knife fell from an eighth-floor balcony. The Chinese man felt a "very heavy weight" before bystanders pointed out that he was bleeding. Doctors were able to remove the knife from Xiao's head, who is in stable condition. (Huffington Post)

MAN-BRA GOES ON SALE IN JAPAN: A "Man-bra" has just gone on sale in Japan to help men with their "moobs". The Floral Goodnight Bra, which promises "round-the-clock protection against the effects of gravity", can also be purchased with matching underwear designed to hold the man's private parts in place. The matching bra and panties are available online and cost about $30. (Mirror)

GIRLFRIEND TRIES TO STOP PLANE BECAUSE SHE THINKS HE'S CHEATING: A jealous woman was arrested after she tried to stop a plane from taking off. The 27-year-old woman climbed a 10-foot, barbed wire fence before being arrested at Halifax Stanfield International Airport. She tried stopping the flight that she believed her cheating boyfriend was on. The jealous girlfriend was taken to a hospital to be evaluated after the incident. (Fox)

MAN QUITS JOB TO BECOME NATIVE AMERICAN: http://huff.to/1kXgOFQ

CHICKEN THIEF SENDS LETTER OF APOLOGY: A KFC owner in Nebraska received a anonymous letter of apology from a chicken thief. Rocky Rasmussen opened a letter addressed to his North Platte KFC apologizing for stealing food from his restaurant. The letter, which didn't have a return address, included $2 and an admission of guilt. The bandit admitted taking much food from the buffet to stuff in her purse, but cited a guilty conscience as her reason for the letter. (Omaha World Herald)

BRAZILIAN WOMAN DISCOVERS HUSBAND IS HER BROTHER: A Brazilian woman discovered her husband of seven years was actually her brother. Adriana and her husband, Leandro, who didn't release their last name, were both abandoned by their birth mothers or so they thought. Adrian, who was looking for her birth mother with help from a radio program, found out that her brother was named Leandro. The couple plans to stay together because "god wanted it to happen." (Time)

 

 

 
aug. 11, 2014
Monday, 11 August 2014 11:23

MAN ARRESTED AFTER WINNING POLICE DOUGHNUT CONTEST: A North Carolina man was arrested after beating police officers in a doughnut-eating contest. 24-year-old Bradley Hardison inhaled eight doughnuts in two minutes to win the contest during an anti-crime event. Hardison was suspected in a series of break-ins at two local businesses. (Yahoo)

78-YEAR OLD WOMAN FOUND WITH $41,000 INSIDE GIRDLE: A 78-year-old woman was caught with almost $41,000-dollars hidden inside her girdle, bra, and carry-on bag. The unidentified woman initially claimed $200 as she passed through Customs, but was soon found out by officers. During the search, officers kept finding money in larger increments until they found $41,000 inside her girdle. The woman, who claimed the cash was from selling her home, might lose the money because the government has put in a forfeiture claim. (Yahoo)

9-YEAR-OLD FIGHTS OFF 400-POUND ALLIGATOR: A 9-year-old boy fought off a 400-pound alligator while swimming in a lake. James Barney Jr. felt something clamp down on his leg while playing in a lake near Saint Cloud, Florida. Barney said he immediately hit it, not realizing if it was an animal or not. The boy was left with only minor cuts and an alligator tooth, which he wants to make into a necklace. (Huffington Post)

MAN ARRESTED AFTER DOING YARD WORK IN THE NUDE: A 69-year-old man was arrested after motorists spotted him doing yard work in the nude. Richard Capra was allegedly found naked by Massachusetts police, who said he was drunk and belligerent at the time of arrest. After giving Capra some clothes, he was arrested for the misdemeanor charge. (Huffington Post)

CHINESE MOTORISTS FORCED TO STARE AT HEADLIGHTS: Chinese Police are cracking down on drivers, who flash other motorists, by giving them some of their own medicine. Officers have started making the inconsiderate drivers stare into the headlights of their vehicles as punishment. The driver is forced to sit on a stool in front of the car, which has its headlights turned on full beam for five minutes and have to pay a $50 dollar fine. (Metro)

 
august 1, 2014
Friday, 01 August 2014 08:12

DRUNKEN WOMAN ATTACK FLIGHT CREW WITH PROSTHETIC LEG: A flight from Tunisia made an emergency landing in London after a drunken woman allegedly attacked the flight crew with her prosthetic leg. The unidentified woman told the flight crew that she wanted "cigarettes and a parachute", but lost it when they asked her to remain quiet. She allegedly slapped a little girl and then started swinging her leg. The 48-year-old was subdued and taken off the plane after the emergency landing. (The Press and Journal)

AMERICAN TOURISTS CALL POLICE AFTER BEING CHARGED $56-EUROS FOR ICE CREAM AND WATER: An American couple in Italy called police after being charged $56-Euros for ice cream and water. James and Marian Luciana went to the Bar il Café for some gelato following their dinner. They were shocked when the waiter delivered a bill nearly the same price as their dinner after only ordering three ice creams and water. The Lucianis paid the bill and contacted police to investigate the prices, but the cafe didn't do anything illegal. (The Local)

WOMAN WITH MIDDLE NAME SKYWALKER DENIED PASSPORT: A woman, who changed her middle name to Skywalker, missed a trip out of England after she was refused a passport. Laura Matthew was denied the chance to renew her passport because her name was subject to copyright. The 29-year-old said she added the middle name for laughs after a conversation with friends, but was stunned when her name wasn't recognized. Fortunately for the Star Wars fan, Matthew has been told she can reapply for a new passport using her old signature and name. (Metro)

PENIS AMPUTATION NEVER HAPPENED: The attorneys, who filed a lawsuit against a several medical clinics for amputating a man's penis, are facing sanctions for taking the suit to court. The Urology Centers of Alabama have found the allegations in the original suit to be false. The complaint is seeking disciplinary action against John Graves and Eversole Law for all the negative publicity the case has generated. (Courthouse News Service)

CHAMPION GOAT GOES MISSING: An award-winning goat has gone missing from a Colorado county fair leaving the owner and organizers stumped. The red-colored Boer Breed goat was last seen in an unlocked pen, but no one has been able to find it. The goat was still auctioned off for $5,500, which will be donated by owner David Smith to a horse-assisted therapy project at Colorado State University. (Yahoo)

 
july 31, 2014
Thursday, 31 July 2014 19:09

DEEP-FRIED ALCOHOL GOES ON SALE IN ENGLAND: A couple in Lancashire, England have created the world's first deep-fried alcohol. The $5-dollar treat was launched by John and Corrine Clarkson at a local event, which sold out within hours. The treat is created by soaking sponge cake in alcohol similar to the traditional British sherry trifle. (Metro)

CAT ISLAND: An island off the east coast of Japan has more cats than humans. The 100-residents of Tashirojima, who are overrun with stray cats, believe that feeding the animals will bring them good wealth and fortune. The cats were originally kept on the island to help with the production of silk. (Metro)

MAN TELLS POLICE THAT HIS ARMS ARE THE ONLY GUNS AT A CRIME SCENE: Massachusetts police officers got themselves a front row seat to the gun show when they responded to a call at a Northampton home. The cops received a call about a possible firearm in the home, but were told otherwise. The 53-year-old man informed the officers that the only "guns" in the house were his biceps. He proceeded to flex for the responding officers, who said the man appeared intoxicated. (GazetteNet.com)

CALIFORNIA RESTAURANT BANS CRYING CHILDREN: A restaurant owner in California, who doesn't want children in his establishment, does not try to hide that fact. Old Fisherman's Grotto has signs posted throughout the restaurant banning loud or crying children. The restaurant, which also bars baby strollers, doesn't offer complimentary highchairs and booster seats. Despite the prohibitive policy, restaurant officials say business is doing just fine. (Fox)

HOUSTON FIRM OFFICE SPACE FLIGHTS FOR PET REMAINS: A Houston company is offering memorial space flights for pet remains. Celestis Pets sends the remains into space for about $995 and returns the remains after the flight. Celestis still offers their original rocket service for human remains. (Yahoo)

 
july 29, 2014
Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:55

DEMON USES TEXT MESSAGES TO INTIMIDATE PRIEST: A priest has reportedly received text messages from a demon after exorcizing it from a young girl. Father Marian Rajchel of Jaroslaw, Poland believes an evil spirit has started harassing him by phone. The messages told the priest to "Shut Up" and to stop exorcizing a demon because "Anyone who prays for her will die." Rajchel told local media demons were comfortable with "modern technology" but also admitted the messages were probably sent through a human host. (Metro)

INMATES ESCAPES PRISON AND RETURN AFTER GETTING DRUNK: Five inmates escaped an Australian prison and then returned after getting drunk. The prisoners allegedly hopped the center's fence at the Darwin Correctional Centre and then met up with partners on the outside. The drunken inmates were discovered back at the center arguing over a phone. The prisoners are being held in a maximum security section of the prison while authorities investigate what exactly happened. (Daily Mail)

IS STEPHEN HAWKING A REGULAR AT CALIFORNIA STRIP CLUB?: This sounds a little wacky to us, so take it with a grain of salt, but Radar Online is reporting that famed British astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is a regular at a California strip club. According to the story, Hawking has supposedly been a member of the Freedom Acres swinger club in Devore for more than four years. The twice-divorced 70-year-old who's confined to a wheelchair because of Lou Gehrig's disease allegedly shows up at the club with his nurses and has naked dancers "grind" on him. Radar cites a witness as saying that he saw Hawking in the back "play area" laying on a "bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him." Britain's Mirror newspaper, which claims that Hawking is known to have visited strip clubs before, asked his commercial agent, Robin Morgan, for a comment on the Radar report. Morgan said only, "Stephen has a wicked sense of humor!" (Radar)

CHINESE RUNNING TRACK WITH RIGHT ANGLED CORNERS: A running track in China was made with right angles instead of curves. The track, which was being repaired, is part of a 1,000-square-feet stadium in Tonghe County, China. When senior Communist Party leaders announced plans for a last-minute visit to the stadium, a quick makeover was needed. Stadium officials scrambled to finish the project and painted the right angles to finish the job. (Mirror)

DRUNK DRIVER USED LAWN MOWER TO DRIVE AROUND CITY: A Colorado man was arrested for drunk driving after he drove a lawn mower to multiple bars. 53-year-old Kenneth Welton was detained when police spotted him cruising along on a busy road. According to police reports, he showed signs of intoxication and didn't have a driver's license. Welton told the officers that he wasn't driving from bar to bar and was actually mowing weeds. (Metro)

 
july 22, 2014
Tuesday, 22 July 2014 14:37

SHERIFF CHANGES PRISON JUMPSUITS BECAUSE ORANGE IS TOO COOL: A sheriff at a Michigan Jail is changing the prison uniforms because they are too cool. Inmates at the Saginaw County Jail will not be wearing black-and-white stripes instead the orange jumpsuits made famous by Orange Is the New Black. Sheriff William Federspiel's transition to the black and white stripes is expected to be completed by the end of the year despite complaints from some of the inmates. (Sagina News)

97-YEAR-OLD MAN BOOTED FROM NURSING HOME FOR PLAYING UKULELE: A 97-year-old man was asked to leave a nursing home because of his ukulele playing. Jim Farrell ended up at a local Napa homeless shelter after several disagreements with the management at Redwood Retirement home. Local residents began donating money to help Farrell, who eventually was admitted to Piner's Nursing Home. (The Raw Story)

MAN SUSPECTED OF STEALING 200 PANTIES FROM MALL: Authorities are investigating the theft of 200 pair of panties at an East Georgia shopping mall. The unidentified thief stole the underwear from Victoria's Secret and was caught on camera stuffing the clothing into a large shopping bag. Authorities have not yet found the man, who stole nearly $1,900-worth of product. (Huffington Post)

THE SUMO RUN: Participants in a 5k-race will don sumo suits again after last year's effort broke a record. The Sumo Run, which raises money to improve the quality of education for children in sub-Saharan Africa, will kick off on July 17th at Battersea Park in London. The runners, who pay about $100 to participate, are allowed to keep the sumo suits after the run. (Metro)

NEW YORKERS PLAY PAC-MAN ON STREETS OF BROOKLYN: New Yorkers played a real life game of Pac-Man during the Come Out and Play festival in Brooklyn. Most of the participants dressed up as ghosts and chased Pac-Man through DUMBO. During the game, players used smartphones to help navigate the nine-mile course and track opponents. (Daily News)

 
july 17, 2014
Thursday, 17 July 2014 14:42

AUTO-REPAIR SHOP DOUBLES AS BARBERSHOP: An Orlando auto repair shop has another side, in the form of a barbershop. According to Superior Muffler and Precision Cuts owner, Alberto Ramos, his place has it all. Ramos said, "We cut hair. We cut tail pipes." The shop has been in business for three years. (orlandosentinel.com)

CAT SLEEPS LIKE HE'S BEEN SHOT: http://huff.to/1nKIU69

MAN SETS HOUSE ON FIRE TRYING TO KILL SPIDER: A Seattle man set his own home on fire while trying to kill a spider that was running around his laundry room. He was attempting to extinguish the arachnid with a lighter and a can of spray paint. Firefighters, who eventually subdued the fire but not before it caused about $60,000 worth of damage, initially had to fight the blaze from a distance because there was live ammunition in the home. (upi.com)

MAN ARRESTED FOR FILMING WITH DRONE OUTSIDE MEDICAL OFFICE: A New York man was arrested and charged with a felony after he allegedly used a drone to record what was going on inside a medical office in Ulster, New York. After he captured the footage "Front Row" David Beesmer posted the film on his Facebook page. The footage did not capture what was going on inside as the windows are tinted. Beesmer said, "I will not stop droning...this is the way of the future...and I WILL be a part of it." (upi.com)

ICYMI: DEAD BODY FLIES OUT OF CORONER'S VAN ONTO ROAD: http://bit.ly/1mVJjSj

MAN CHARGED WITH BREAKING INTO KENNEDY COMPOUND IN SEARCH OF KATY PERRY: A Massachusetts man has been charged with breaking into the Kennedy Compound in Cape Cod, claiming he was looking for Katy PerryTed Kennedy Jr. called the police saying there was an intruder on the property. Police found 53-year-old James Lacroix in the kitchen of the home. When they asked what he was doing there Lacroix told them he was looking for the pop sensation. (reuters.com)

 
July 16th, 2014
Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:56

WOMAN MAKES DUCKFACE FOR MUG SHOT: A 34-year-old woman has gone viral because she made a "duck face" during her mug shot. Angela Green was arrested for refusing to leave a Cleveland Quality Inn hotel room and eventually decided to pucker up during her booking photo. The picture was placed on the Wickliffe Police Department and people quickly began commenting and sharing the photo. She was charged with obstructing official business and released on a $354 cash bond.


COMCAST REPS TORTURE CUSTOMERS TRYING TO CANCEL:
A couple called Comcast to disconnect their service, but the customer service representative had no intention of letting them do that. The Comcast employee tried offering Veronica Belmont and her husband, Ryan Block, a better deal to keep them as customers, but things only got worse when they refused the offer. After several minutes of back and forth discussion, Block took the phone from his wife and started to record the annoying conversation. (Huffington Post)


MAN DOUSES HOME WITH HOT SAUCE AND THEN STARTS FIRE:
A man doused a friend's home with hot sauce and lighter fluid before lighting it on fire. Alec Smith of Nebraska was staying at his friend's apartment when he decided to burn a coffee table, cabinet, fridge, and wall before putting out the blaze. When his hosts awoke, Smith was gone. Evidence showed that Smith also used butane and cooking spray to help the fire spread. (Lincoln Journal Star)


MAN ARRESTED FOR STABBING MELON:
A Connecticut man was arrested after he stabbed a watermelon in a "passive aggressive" display. 49-year-old Carmine Cervellino was taken in on second-degree threatening and disorderly conduct for cutting up the fruit. The issue started when an identified woman found marijuana and a pill container inside a toolbox and reported it to the police. When she returned home, the drugs were missing and returned to the police station with pictures of the illegal substances. After the second trip home, she was greeted by the sight of the watermelon with a knife in it, which Cervellino began cutting. (Metro)


PIG HAUNTS WALKING TRAIL:
Oakland authorities have closed a walking trail that has been haunted repeatedly by a runaway pig. In the latest sighting, a woman became frightened when she saw the 80-pound pig and took refuge on the side rail of a wooden bridge. Police have started putting down traps to capture the pig and return it to its owner. Captain Rick Stubbert said they have only found tracks and that quote, "The pig is out there." (CentralMaine.com)

 
July 15th, 2014
Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:14

"DEAD" TODDLER AWAKENS IN HER COFFIN: A Filipino toddler awoke during her own funeral. A YouTube video shows the unnamed 3-year-old's relatives' stunned reactions as they remove her from a wooden coffin. The toddler came down with a fever last week (July 7th) before her parents sought medical attention and eventually showed no signs of life. The child will likely be sent to a local hospital for more extensive treatment. (The Blaze)

BABY WAKES UP IN COFFIN:BABY BORN AFTER THUNDER STRIKE STILL HAS STATIC HAIR: A baby born after her mother was struck with lighting still has static hair one year later. One-year-old Kimberly Gordon amazingly survived a lightning bolt that hit her mom during an Independence firework show. The couple was rushed to the University of New Mexico Hospital, where Kendra Gordon was induced and gave birth to baby Gordon. Kimberly still has static hair from the event and does have some neurological damage from the incident. Her father Ian Gordon hopes that his miracle mini "Flash Gordon" will grow up to "run fast, or save the universe". (Metro)

MAN FACES CHARGES AFTER JUMPING IN SHARK TANK: A Massachusetts man is facing charges after allegedly jumping into a shark tank at the New England Aquarium. 51-year-old Stephen Pellegrine was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct after he hopped a wall into a 27-foot deep tank. Luckily for Pellegrine, the sharks had been fed before his dive. (The Patriot Ledger)

STORE ACCEPTS 25-YEAR-OLD GIFT CERTIFICATE: A Massachusetts pop culture store honored a 25-year-old gift certificate. Assistant manager Sierra Wales at That's Entertainment said a longtime customer brought in a $10-gift certificate purchased in 1989. The customer, who had been meaning to bring in the voucher for years, finally remembered over the Fourth of July weekend. Wales told reporters that, "When we say it never expires, we really mean it." (Yahoo)

COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX ON TOP OF CHIPOTLE: Police were called to Delaware Chipotle after witnesses observed a couple having sex on the restaurant's roof. The responding officer instructed the couple to stop, but Michael Suh and Nicole Germack continued for another 15-20 seconds. Eventually, the couple escaped the roof, but was later arrested as they hid at Suh's apartment in Newark. They've both charged with resisting arrest, lewdness, indecent exposure, and loitering. (Gawker)

BULL GORES RODEO PROMOTER AT HIS OWN EVENT: The co-founder of Rodeo Alaska is recovering after being gored at his own event. 43-year-old Frank Koloski was competing in the double mugging event when the bull's horn punctured his stomach and went in 4-and-a-half inches. Koloski won $1,000-cash a belt buckle for his participation in the event. (Yahoo)

TODDLER STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE: http://dailym.ai/1sVP5EO

HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO LOOK LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN: http://bit.ly/1oZyPA4

 
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