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July 11th, 2014
Friday, 11 July 2014 17:28

WOMAN FINDS DRUNKEN TEEN IN CLOSET: A Tennessee woman found a drunken teenager in her closet. It's unclear how 18-year-old Andrew Davison managed to find his way inside Tonya Palmer's closet. Palmer found the teen while picking up clothing near her closet because the clothes felt warm. She woke her husband after she heard breathing. Davison has been charged with aggravated criminal trespass and underage consumption. (WKRN)


MAN VISITING SON IN JAIL GETS LOCKED IN FOR 31-HOURS:
A Chicago man was locked inside a prison visiting room for over 30-hours after visiting his son. The identified man finally escaped after setting of a fire alarm at County Cook Jail. The prison issued a public apology for the incident to the man, whose son is serving for a drug related offense. (Metro)


STONERS STEAL FRUIT LOOPS:
Two stoners broke into a Florida elementary school and stole Fruit loops. Logan Brown and Christopher Ramos were arrested after pictures of the pair were put on the Harris County Sheriff's Facebook page. The two men were charged with burglary of an unoccupied structure but released within hours from Hernando County Jail. (Tampa Tribune)


WASHINGTON MAN FIRED FOR BEING FIRST LEGAL MARIJUANA CUSTOMER:
The first man to legally buy marijuana is Washington was fired from his job for smoking pot. Mike Boyer camped out in front of Spokane's Green Leaf dispensary for 19-hours before doors opened on Tuesday (July 8th) and quickly garnered media attention. The problem was that Boyer's boss was watching and ordered and immediate test drug test. Boyer, who worked as a security guard, tested positive for THC. He has kept a positive attitude about the ordeal saying he has no regrets. (NY Daily News)

 


ALABAMA CHURCH WITH BOWLING ALLEY TO OPEN:
An Alabama church that has its own 12-lane bowling alley is hosting an open house on July 12th to drum up interest. The Faith Chapel Christian Center will host the event in a section of the church known as the Bridge which houses the bowling alley. Pastor Michael D. Moore believes the church can satisfy more than parishioners' spiritual needs by providing "safe, clean, uplifting, family oriented entertainment." The Bridge also boasts a cafe, basketball court, fitness center and a playground.

 
July 9th, 2014
Wednesday, 09 July 2014 17:39

US FARMER'S PHONE FOUND IN JAPAN: An Oklahoma man's phone was found in Japan. Kevin Whitney, who works as a grain farmer, dropped his iPhone which was then dumped into 280,000-pounds of grain. Whitney was pleasantly surprised when he received a call asking if he had lost his phone. The iPhone was shipped along with grain from Chickaska to Kashima, Japan with several stops in between. (Metro)


GALLERY REMOVES PAINTING BECAUSE OF PUBIC HAIR:
A London gallery removed a painting because viewers couldn't handle a small strip of pubic hair. Leena McCall's "Portrait of Ms. Ruby May, Standing," was part of the Society of Women Artists' annual exhibition at the Mall Galleries. The venue received several complaints and deemed the work "too pornographic and disgusting" to remain hanging. "Ms. Ruby May" was replaced with a nude piece by another artist. (Gawker)


WOMAN STASHED COCAINE IN HER VAGINA:
A Florida woman was arrested after cops found cocaine stashed in her vagina. Robert William King and Jennifer Crosby were pulled over by police for a window tint violation when the officers noticed Crosby acting strange. A female deputy was summoned to search for drugs, but Crosby admitted to having drugs in her vagina because the foil was beginning to cause pain. (TC Palm)


INMATE USED LAUNDRY BASKET TO ESCAPE:
A New Mexico inmate escaped from jail by hiding in a laundry basket. 28-year-old Matthew Perkins packed himself in a laundry bin and ran out of a transport truck when it was opened by an officer. Albuquerque police later received a breaking and entering call at an assisted living complex where they found a trail of blood that led to Perkins. (Yahoo)


TEENAGER CHARGED 300,000 FOR DOMINO'S PIZZA:
A British teenager was charged more than $300,000 for a Domino's Pizza. 19-year-old Nathaniel Bolwell wash shocked to find out that his account overdrawn by thousands of dollars. The Domino's staff accidentally tacked on his bank code of 3232 to the price of his pizza. The company immediately flagged the transaction and refunded the Bolwell's bank. (Metro)


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July 8th 2014
Tuesday, 08 July 2014 17:28

SHOP OWNER TO EAT PET FOOD FOR A MONTH: A pet shop owner in Washington is eating nothing but cat and dog food for 30-days to prove that it's just as nutritious as human food. Dorothy Hunter owns Paw's Natural Pet Emporium, which only sells natural and healthy dishes for animal, claims that her brand is free of by-products and preservatives. Hunter's favorites are the Tiki canned chicken cat food and the Natural Balance kibble. (Metro)


26-VOTES NEEDED TO BECOME MAYOR IN SMALL TOWN:
26-votes are all that is needed to become mayor of a small village in New York. Two elections in Dering Harbor are headed to overtime after a pair of 25-25 ties. The 2-square-mile village has only 60 residents, but anyone who spends part of their time there can vote. (Yahoo)


NEW ADVERTISEMENT ASKS WANNA BE WHITE?:
A Korean skincare company has created an ad that asks customers if they, "wanna be white?" The tagline for Elisha Coy's Always Nuddy Complete Correction cream was spotted in Flushing, New York. The ad has some questioning the company's motive including Korean website Noonchi, which mockingly called the ad, "(the) perfect advertisement". (Jezebel)


MAN SUES ESPN AFTER SLEEPING DURING BASEBALL GAME:
A man, who was shown sleeping during an ESPN broadcast, has filed a defamation suit claiming he was portrayed as being "fatty, unintelligent, and stupid." Andrew Robert Rector's lawsuit names Major League Baseball, ESPN, the New York Yankees, and ESPN announcers Dan Shulman and John Kruk as defendants. Rector is seeking $10-million in damages after being shown during the April 13th game between the Yankees and the Red Sox in the Bronx. (Courthouse News)

 

BUDDHIST MONKS FINED FOR ILLEGAL FIREWORKS: A group of Buddhist monks were fined for setting off illegal fireworks in New Mexico. The monks from the Hoi Phuoc Buddhist Temple were caught setting off fireworks as an audience looked on. The monks, who don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers, didn't know there was a fireworks ban. The citations can carry a fine of up to $500 or 90 days in jail. (Yahoo)


MAN TRIES TO HIRE FUTURE PORN STARS AT COUNTY FAIR:
A California man has been arrested after trying to recruit teenage girls for his porn business, "Big Pimpin' Inc." 34-year-old Aaron Gimbert allegedly tried recruiting girls at the Alameda County Fair dressed as a fair employee. A 16-year-old girl named Justice claimed that Gimbert handed her a card and told her to call him when she turned 18. The business card advertised a bonus for girls who sign on their 18th birthday. (Gawker)


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July 7th, 2014
Monday, 07 July 2014 14:42

DEAD WOMAN CONTACTS GRANDDAUGHTER BY SELFIE: A Romanian woman has received a selfie from her dead grandmother. Gina Maihai was told by a fortune teller that her grandmother was being punished "in the other life" before the message. The 34-year believes that picture was a message for help. Superstitious locals have packed churches to pray for the spirit of Miahi's relative. (Metro)


THIEF RETURNS FIREFIGHTER’S FLAG WITH APOLOGY:
A thief stole an American flag from the family of a deceased firefighter and promptly returned it after hearing their story. The flag was returned Thursday (July 3rd) with a note that read, "I am so sorry, I had no idea." Melissa Brengal was given the flag after her brother Jonathan Ielphi died at the World Trade Center in 2001. (Huffington Post)


VCR FILLED WITH CASH BROUGHT TO RECYCLING DUMP:
A Seattle man took his family's old VCR to recycling landfill, but soon found out that it was filled with cash. Todd Hwang didn't know that his mother had stashed nearly $6,000 in the old piece of equipment. Hwang's mother went to the 1 Green Planet recycling plant to ask the owner for help. Michael Sazanyi's workers spent hours digging through 12 tons of electrical equipment, before finally retrieving the VCR player which, typically, was at the bottom of the pile. (Huffington Post)


DRUNKEN MAN CLAIMS DOG DROVE TO STORE:
A Georgia man told police that his dog drove him to a store to buy corn. 60-year-old Wesley Mark Terrell was arrested after witnesses called police to report a dog trapped inside a hot car. The police eventually found Terrell, who was allegedly intoxicated at the time of the arrest. He told the police the dog had driven him to the supermarket so he could buy some corn. (Kron 4)

 
July 2nd, 2014
Wednesday, 02 July 2014 17:24

CENTURY-OLD SANDWICH FOUND IN CHURCH ORGAN: A sandwich found inside a church organ is more than 118-years-old. Kathy Yates, the church organist at Padiham Methodist Church in England, found the bread wrapped in a newspaper from 1896. The sandwich was discovered while the organ was being dismantled. (Metro)


JAPANESE PHOTO TREND:
The cavity pose is the latest photo trend in Japan. The pose is completed when a model places their hand on his or her cheek. The pose called "mushiba no poozu" which means "cavity pose" has started to grow in popularity since February. (Jezebel)


STOLEN CORVETTE RETURNED TO OWNER 33-YEARS LATER:
A Detroit man was finally reunited with his Corvette after it was stolen 33-years ago. George Talley last saw his beloved 1979 Corvette when he parked in 1981. Talley thought the car was long gone until he received a surprise call from auto insurer AAA. He was shocked to hear that his car was found in Mississippi. The car was delivered to Talley by General Motors after Vice President Mark Reuss heard the story. (Yahoo)


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SOCCER FAN PUTS EVERYTHING UP FOR SALE TO KEEP GOALKEEPER ON FRENCH TEAM:
A French soccer fan has put his home and family up for sale in an attempt to keep goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa in the French League. The unidentified man placed the ad on Le Bon Coin to try and raise $13.5-million dollars. Ochoa, who is now a free agent, is expected to leave AC Ajaccio and sign with one of Europe's biggest clubs. (NY Daily News)


MAN'S FIRST NAME IS 63-WORDS LONG:
A man has claimed the record for longest name in Sweden. The 25-year-old, who goes by Papah Long Nameh for short, changed his name to 63 words. His name starts with Kim-Jong and runs the gamut of ridiculous words from "Lovely Iron Man" to "Yoda". The man formerly known as Alexander Ek has changed his name several times including once for a contest. (Newser)


Full Name:
Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek.

 
July 1st, 2014
Tuesday, 01 July 2014 17:23

70-FOOT ROBOT THAT JUGGLES CARS: A former NASA engineer has designed a robot capable of juggling cars. The 70-foot tall-robot is powered by diesel and uses hydraulic cylinders to toss and catch cars. An operator will sit in BugJuggler's head to control the droid's movement during the performance. Dan Grannett is looking to raise about $2-million-dollars for the project. (Daily Mail)

WOMAN GETS RUN OVER BY THREE TRAINS AND SURVIVES: A 22-year-old woman was run over by three trains and survived. Mary Downey was reportedly drunk when she fell onto the subway tracks in Times Square. She was able to squeeze in between the rails safely as the trains rolled over her. Downey was eventually discovered when the third train operator thought he saw a piece of trash on the tracks. It was actually Downey's hand waving for help. (Gawker)

GUN SHOW VENDOR SHOOTS WOMAN: A Pennsylvania gun show vendor accidentally shot a woman while demonstrating a gun and holster. 44-year-old Geoffrey Hawk thought the weapon was unloaded when he demonstrated a wallet holster to the unidentified woman. She was taken from the Eagle Arms Gun Show and treated for a wound to her thigh. Columbia County district attorney's office will determine if Hawk will face any criminal charges for Saturday's (June 28th) incident. (Philly.com)

MOM AGAINST GAMING TWITTER ON TWITTER: A parody Twitter account has users cracking up with ridiculous posts. @MomsAgainstGam is "fighting" to keep children away from the "menace" that is video gaming. One tweet has a picture of Charles Manson wearing a Sega t-shirt. Moms Against Games has received some negative feedback from users that don't know the account is a parody. (Gawker)

BARBER SHOW BY DAY, STRIP CLUB BY NIGHT: A Florida man has been arrested after he ran a strip club out of his barber shop in Orange County. Undercover agents conducted a months-long investigation into Super Fade Barber shop before raiding it on Sunday (June 29th). 43-year-old Derrick Price was arrested for serving alcohol and allowing a teenager in an adult entertainment establishment among other charges. Officials found a stripper pole installed inside the establishment after raiding the premises. (Huffington Post)

 
June 27, 2014
Friday, 27 June 2014 16:56

BEAR CRASHES BIRTHDAY PARTY: A 180-pound bear crashed through a skylight while an Alaskan couple was hosting a birthday party. Homeowner Glenn Merrill was only three feet away from the animal when it fell through the skylight. The room was quickly vacated and nobody was hurt during the encounter. The bear was put down after it entered another home in the area. (CBC)


AMAZON SELLS POOP SOAP:
Someone on Amazon is selling soap that looks like feces. The Poop Soap sells for $13.59-a-piece, but there is also a poop gift set. The disturbingly realistic soap has been described as quote "real usable soap" that "smells awesome". After a little searching, we found that there are actually others selling poop soap as well. (Metro)


MAN SPENDS 40,000-DOLLARS TO SHOW EX-GIRLFRIEND WHAT SHE'S MISSING:
A Chinese man booked two movies theaters to show his ex-girlfriend that she was wrong to leave him. The man only known as Wang posted pictures of tickets purchased online. A Shanghai ticket agent confirmed the purchase of two theaters showing "Transformer 4". Wang's ex-girlfriend dumped him seven-years ago because he couldn't afford movie tickets at the time. (Gothamist)


FOOTBALL FIELD ACCIDENTALLY BUILT ON MAN'S LAND:
A Maine town accidentally built a football field on a man's property. Skowhegan officials will purchase a 50-by-470-foot piece of land from Kris Laney instead of ripping up the field. Town Officials admitted that they skipped the step of ensuring the field was built at the town's sport complex.


KENTUCKY FRIED JEWELRY:
A Kentucky tourism website is launching a collection of 14-karat gold necklaces made out of KFC bones. The unusual jewelry will be sold for $130-dollars-a-piece depending on the size of the bone. Only 20-necklaces will be made available today (June 27th) at 10am because each piece takes nearly a month to create. (Daily Mail)


MEN THROW ONE-MILLION POWERBALL TICKET:
Two New Yorkers are suing the New Jersey Lottery after they threw out a Powerball ticket worth one million dollars. Salvatore Cambria and Erick Onyango have argued
in their lawsuit that the lottery didn't quickly update the winning numbers. Cambria tossed the ticket for the March 23rd drawing after checking the website, but realized they had won the next day. The men say they have two other tickets showing serial numbers that prove they had a winner. (Huffington Post)

 
June 26, 2014
Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:26

GOLLUM MONSTER SPOTTED IN CHINESE HILLS: A "fake" photograph of a Gollum-like monster has been revealed to be an actor taking a toilet break. An unnamed Chinese tourist was camping in Huairou, Beijing when he spotted a creature with large droopy ears squatting on a rock. After posting the picture online, a sci-fi actor came forward to admit it was actually him taking a break from filming a sci-fi movie. The name of the movie has not yet been released. (Metro)

CYCLIST SUFFERS CONCUSSION DURING GOOSE ATTACK: A Canadian cyclist suffered a concussion and a fractured cheekbone after being attacked by a goose. Kerry Surman was biking when she saw a family of geese crossing the trail ahead. She tried to get past the family, but one goose gave Surman "the evil eye". She woke up on the ground and only could remember the goose wrapping its wings around her head. (CBC News)

WOMAN SUES BOSS OVER STRESSFUL COMMUTE: A New Jersey woman has sued her former employer for requiring her to commute during rush hour. Andrea DeGerolamo claims to have suffered from anxiety and depression because of the crowded roadways. She requested a revised work schedule, but her employers allegedly made no attempt to accommodate her request. She was downgraded to "Clerical" and eventually fired. (Time)

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MAN WALKS INTO MCDONALDS WITH KNIFE IN HIS BACK: A New Yorker walked into a McDonalds with a knife sticking out of his back. The man was able to walk down the block and into the restaurant while blood poured out of his wound. He was on the phone talking to a loved one as witnesses made sure that he didn't fall on his back. Investigators were told that several men were seen fighting on a nearby street corner prior to the incident. (CBS)

FAFSA INSULTS ANYONE WHO USES STUDENT AID: The twitter account for FAFSA or The Free Application for Federal Student Aid tweeted a picture that mocked the poor in their first tweet. The post read "If this is you, then you better fill out your FAFSA" along with a picture that said, "Help me, I'm poor". The account then issued an apology for the post. (Happy Place)

 
June 24, 2014
Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:57

PORTA-POTTY EXPLODES IN OREGON: An Oregon woman was taken to the hospital after a port-potty explosion at an Oregon park. 40-year-old Kari Finch was in the restroom when a suspicious device exploded. After the park explosion, two other devices exploded in mailboxes near the park. A softball tournament was halted so police could investigate the situation. (KOIN)

SCIENTIST GETS KICKED OUT OF CLASSICAL CONCERT FOR CROWD-SURFING: A leading American scientist was kicked out of classical concert after trying to crowd-surf. Dr. David Glowacki was invited onstage along with other audience members to partake in the concert, but Glowacki became "over-excited". He tried to crowd-surf during “Hallelujah” chorus of Handel’s “Messiah.” Members of the audience were so annoyed that they physically threw him out of the concert. Glowacki has denied being drunk. (AP)

 

REAL-LIFE GOLDILOCKS: A Florida woman has been dubbed the real-life "Goldilocks" after getting drunk in a couple's home. 19-year-old Chancy Layton was found asleep on a couch surrounded by empty wine bottles, but was awakened when the owners came home. She ran out of the St. Augustine Beach home after the homeowners threatened to call the police. She was caught after police found her passport in the home. (Huffington Post)

NEW E-JOINT: A Dutch company has created an electronic joint that is "100-percent legal". E-Njoint's new reusable e-joint doesn't have any THC, but can be refilled with any liquid substance the user wishes to smoke. The device comes in the shape of a joint and has a marijuana leaf on its tip that lights up when in use. The company has started manufacturing nearly 10,000 devices every day. (Daily Mail)

DEEP FRIED DOUGHNUT BACON CHEESEBURGERS: A Canadian festival will serve a deep fried doughnut bacon cheeseburger as well as other eccentric delicacies. The Calgary Stampede also boasts scorpion pizza, deep fried cookie dough, and crocodile burgers on the menu. The ten day event in July attracts more than a million visitors every year. (Metro)

 
June 23rd, 2014
Monday, 23 June 2014 17:27

BOY FAKES KIDNAPPING TO AVOID GOING TO THE DENTIST: A 12-year-old boy faked his own kidnapping to avoid going to the dentist. The French boy was found by police on May 21. He concocted a story about a "European" man with a scar on his face. The boy eventually admitted that he made up the story after police found no criminals matching his description. (UPI)

HOT AIR BALLOON LANDS AT OREGON PRISON: A hot air balloon landed in the parking lot of an Oregon women's prison, but wasn't an escape attempt. The pilot was forced to land at the Coffee creek Correctional Facility because he was running low on fuel and battling strong winds. Inmates were sent inside after the emergency landing. Prison officials were confident that the landing wasn't a planned escape because the balloon was too far from the facility. (Huffington Post)

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STUDENT GETS STUCK IN GIANT VAGINA SCULPTURE: An American exchange student had to be rescued after getting stuck inside a stone vagina. The man got his legs caught after being dared to go in the sculpture. 22 Firefighters had to ease the unnamed man out, who was said to be "really embarrassed". The sculpture named Pi-Chacan, which means “love making", was created by Fernando de la jara. (Metro)

MAN ON MATTRESS FLY OFF TRUCK: A Los Angeles man flew off the back of a truck on a mattress that he was trying to hold down. The unidentified man was taken to the hospital with non life-threatening injuries. Officers reminded people that a human being cannot hold down a mattress if it goes airborne while being transported. (Metro)

MARIJUANA SHIPMENT PAINTED LIKE WATERMELONS: U.S. customs officials in Arizona discovered a shipment of marijuana painted to look like watermelons. A tractor was stopped at a checkpoint along Interstate 19 late Thursday (June 19th) night when the drugs were discovered. Officials have estimated the pot to be valued at $1-million dollars. (HNGN)

 
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