RE-HIRED?

A missing Kulpmont, Pennsylvania, man turned up dead in the local furniture store where he used to work.

53-year-old Leon Pielacha Jr. was last seen alive on Saturday before he turned up in a row of futons in the store's first-floor showroom. The coroner concluded that Pielacha died of natural causes.

It was determined that there was no foul play at the scene.

(Originally reported by newsitem.com)

BUTT MONEY

A Panama City, Florida, man who had just been arrested had $45 recovered from his bum during a strip search.

19-year-old Nicholas Ryan Harris claimed that he had nothing on his person when he got busted for driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and paraphernalia. The dollars started to fall from his body during the search.

He now faces an extra charge of introducing contraband into a county facility.

(Originally reported by AP)

FACEBOOK SNOB

A Cohasset, Massachusetts, woman had to resign from her teaching position after she posted a Facebook update that called out her district's parents as being snobs.

June Tavitie-Siple had just received a $4,000 raise, which boosted her salary to $92,000. She claims that her slip up was only directed at the adults, not the children.

She's upset over the fact that she was forced to leave though she claims she was one of the hardest workers.

(Originally reported by boston.com)

PIGGLY WIGGLY CONFRONTATION

A Saukville, Wisconsin, man was fined $429 after he called a lady who brought 37 items into the 10 items or less aisle at the local Piggly Wiggly grocery fat and ugly.

The woman, after being called names, called the police, who were close by. The culprit has yet to pay the fine.

(Originally reported by wisn.com)