UTS LIKE A KNIFE

A St. Petersburg, Florida, woman was arrested after she stabbed a man because he wouldn't accept her romantic advances.

50-year-old Denise Vanistella Williams began hitting on a male acquaintance outside of a local liquor store and when he rebuffed her, she gave him a 6- inch cut on his left arm with a pair of blue-handled scissors.

She's being held on $10,000 bail.

(Originally reported by the St. Petersburg Times)

DON'T PUNCH A POLICE HORSE IN THE MOUTH

A Saratoga Springs, New York, man was arrested after he punched a police horse.

37-year-old Jamison Johnson had just been kicked out of a local bar for arguing with employees and patrons when he turned his rage on his arresting officer and his trusty steed. He hit the horse, named Jupiter, with a closed fist but did not leave any marks.

He was sentenced to two months in the clink and fined $200 in court surcharges.

(Originally reported by TimesUnion.com)

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

Police in Salt Lake City, Utah, arrested a man for shooting up his company's computer server.

23-year-old Joshua Lee Campbell, who was apparently drunk at the time, allegedly pulled out his .45 caliber handgun and opened fire on the $100,000 server. He then called the cops and told them that someone else had stolen his gun and done the shooting.

Apparently acquaintances of Campbell told police he been talking earlier in the evening about wanting to destroy the machine. He faces multiple charges, including lying to police.

(Originally reported by UPI)